Sam Purvis
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-- In a recent year ten biology lesson..
Mr King : "Today we are learning about the menstrual cycle"
Sam : "Sir are they like sweets?"
- whole class looks confused*
Mr King: "erm.. oh I get you. No Sam, I said the menstrual cycle, not the minstrel cycle."
-- In a recent year 10 resistant materials lesson...
Mr Fitton : 'Why do you think these plastic cups a ridges in them?'
Sam : 'Is it to collect dirt in them and reinforce the cup?'
Mr Fitton : 'Anyone else?'