Red Gummy Bear Massacre Day

A religious holiday in the religion studaism in which gummy bears are killed in the name of the fungal king. after the holiday they are put in a minature coffin melted and placed in the ground near the remains of the fungal king. Even people who don't follow Studaism enjoy the day, even Tom Rhodes, who was excommunicated from Studaism for reasons nobody can remember.

Gummy bears have been dispatched in a variety of incredible ways including the use of these weapons; chairs, staplers, walls, panel pins, belt-sanders, drills, saws and skips. That's right, the big yellow skip. One has had it's head ripped off, an ass ripped in it, and the head shoved up the ass.