Difference between revisions of "Joe Holdsworth-Miller"
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| − | A good friend of [[Bobby Thompson]]'s. | + | A good friend of [[Bobby Thompson]]'s and [[Owain Dawson]]'s. |
Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle) | Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle) | ||
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Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this) | Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this) | ||
| − | Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year | + | Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year |
| − | Hates cats as they kill rats | + | Hates cats as they kill rats. He likes rats and wolves. |
Hates the name Joe | Hates the name Joe | ||
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Chews like a horse | Chews like a horse | ||
| − | If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven | + | If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail. |
Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme. | Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme. | ||
| + | Has "removable foots" as he remarked on PE lesson | ||
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| + | Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as: | ||
| + | *The bin in room 23 | ||
| + | *The cupboard in room 64 | ||
| + | *The bin in room 64 | ||
| + | *The bin in S4 | ||
| + | *Behind the computer in S4 | ||
| + | *Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch) | *This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch) | ||
| + | *Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right) | ||
[[Category:Year 8]] | [[Category:Year 8]] | ||
Revision as of 17:35, 7 November 2007
A good friend of Bobby Thompson's and Owain Dawson's.
Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)
Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year
Hates cats as they kill rats. He likes rats and wolves.
Hates the name Joe
Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing
Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...
Chews like a horse
If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail.
Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.
Has "removable foots" as he remarked on PE lesson
Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as:
- The bin in room 23
- The cupboard in room 64
- The bin in room 64
- The bin in S4
- Behind the computer in S4
- Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company
Quotes
- What?
- Whuh?
- What was that?
- Who?
- What did you say?
- Unh?
- OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
- This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)
- Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right)
