Difference between revisions of "Joe Holdsworth-Miller"

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A friend of [[Richard Smith]]'s
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A good friend of [[Bobby Thompson]]'s.
  
Is often seen with wet trousers- origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
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Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
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Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)
  
Is known to have girly eyes and even girlier hair.( he has admitted to this)
 
 
Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (possibly Eve)
 
Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (possibly Eve)
  
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Hates the name Joe
 
Hates the name Joe
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Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing
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Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...
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Chews like a horse
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If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven
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Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.
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== Quotes ==
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*What?
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*Whuh?
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*What was that?
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*Who?
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*What did you say?
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*Unh?
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*OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
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*This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)
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[[Category:Year 8]]
 
[[Category:Year 8]]

Revision as of 17:30, 6 November 2007

A good friend of Bobby Thompson's.

Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)

Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)

Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (possibly Eve)

Hates cats as they kill rats

Hates the name Joe

Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing

Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...

Chews like a horse

If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven

Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.

Quotes

  • What?
  • Whuh?
  • What was that?
  • Who?
  • What did you say?
  • Unh?
  • OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
  • This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)