Difference between revisions of "Jake Sutcliffe"
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==Nicknames== | ==Nicknames== | ||
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*Splendid | *Splendid | ||
*Mr Splendid | *Mr Splendid | ||
| + | *Effilctus (his last name backwards) | ||
==Hobbies== | ==Hobbies== | ||
| − | + | *Playing guitar. | |
| − | *He somehow manages to get black eyes from tables. | + | *Playing the tenor horn. |
| − | + | *Going to Junior Brass Band even though it is never on. | |
| − | *Loathing tables | + | *He somehow manages to get black eyes from tables. |
| − | + | *Loathing tables. | |
*Being extremely bad at COD (his best kill streak is 4) | *Being extremely bad at COD (his best kill streak is 4) | ||
| − | *Falling over when kicked in the | + | *Falling over when kicked in the hamstring |
==QUOTES== | ==QUOTES== | ||
| − | + | *"Ow my eye." | |
| − | *"Ow my eye" | + | *"Thats purple." |
| − | + | *"You absolute.................sausage." (to a random year 11 that lost a bouncy ball) | |
| − | *"Thats | + | *"I'm not wet, I'm moist." |
| − | + | *"Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day." | |
| − | *"You absolute.................sausage" (to a random year 11 that lost a bouncy ball) | + | *"You may be a black belt at karate but I've got bouncy legs." |
| − | *"I'm not wet I'm moist" | + | *"Go to schnell." |
| − | + | *"OH Ambrose! you got toothpaste all over my pillow!" In Anglesey 2010 | |
| − | *"Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day" | + | *"I learnt a new word...spoonerism!" |
| − | + | *"My favourite word is moist." | |
| − | *"You may be a black belt at karate but I've got bouncy legs" | + | |
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| − | *" | + | |
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| − | *" OH Ambrose! you got toothpaste all over my pillow!" In Anglesey 2010 | + | |
Revision as of 17:42, 14 October 2010
Jake Sutcliffe, currently in 9B, is even madder than Ben Pointon. He likes the word "purple", the asdf movie and 'cyanide and happiness' videos on youtube. Jake has the uncanny ability to damage his eye. In year 7, he ran into a table and ended up with a black eye.
Nicknames
- Splendid
- Mr Splendid
- Effilctus (his last name backwards)
Hobbies
- Playing guitar.
- Playing the tenor horn.
- Going to Junior Brass Band even though it is never on.
- He somehow manages to get black eyes from tables.
- Loathing tables.
- Being extremely bad at COD (his best kill streak is 4)
- Falling over when kicked in the hamstring
QUOTES
- "Ow my eye."
- "Thats purple."
- "You absolute.................sausage." (to a random year 11 that lost a bouncy ball)
- "I'm not wet, I'm moist."
- "Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day."
- "You may be a black belt at karate but I've got bouncy legs."
- "Go to schnell."
- "OH Ambrose! you got toothpaste all over my pillow!" In Anglesey 2010
- "I learnt a new word...spoonerism!"
- "My favourite word is moist."
