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A past student from the 1998 intake

Early Life

Born 18th March 1987 in Leeds general infirmary, Iain took little time making the move from Yorkshire to Lancashire. Before his second birthday he was a resident of Baxenden, at three, attended Lee Royd Nursery, then at four began his education life at Baxenden St. John's Church of England primary school. He then moved away at Christmas in year three to Ravenshead, Nottinghamshire where he attended Martin Roe junior school, before returning to Baxenden for year six. There he applied to go to BRGS, and acheived one of the top ten marks in his year on the 11+, along with fellow classmates Martin Bracewell and Lindsay Parkinson.

Surely skin isn't meant to stretch that far?!

As well as being the possessor of some very very stretchy skin, Iain is also renowned for his tentacle raping. Anyone within the reach of his extraordinarily long arms may be subject to this traumatic event. You have been warned. However, he is good at giving normal hugs