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The Cake Mix

Bobby Thompson (8R) has recently been reciting this cake at every possible, probable, improbable and impossible occasion. I feel it important to tell you.

• One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
• 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
• 3/4 cup vegetable oil
• 4 large eggs
• 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
• 3/4 cup butter or margarine
• 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• Don't forget garnishes such as:
• Fish shaped crackers
• Fish shaped candies
• Fish shaped solid waste
• Fish shaped dirt
• Fish shaped ethyl benzene
• Pull and peel licorice
• Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

• Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.
• 1 cup lemon juice.
• Alpha resins.
• Unsaturated polyester resin
• Fiberglass surface resins
• And volatile molten milk impoundments
• 9 large egg yolks
• 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
• 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
• 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
• 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
• 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
• 1tbsp grated orange rhubarb
• 1 large rhubarb.
• 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
• 2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
• Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
• Slaughter electric needle injector.
• Cordless electric needle injector.
• Injector needle driver.
• Injector needle gun.
• Cranial caps.
• And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.