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Revision as of 16:50, 28 November 2006
An overly jolly person, it would appear that Mr. Wilkinson is unable to pull off other facial expressions than those of sheer joy - For unknown reasons.
Well known for setting random questions at the end of tests, such as "Now that you have finished, draw a picture of a badger"
General Studies
Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...
Other Person who edits things: I Totally agree
Quotes
- Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*
- "Can anyone tell me the mass of a llama?"
- "Put your name on that badboy"
- Student: "Sir what have you invented?"
Sir: "What have I invented? My inventions are fantastic! The MP3 player - that was me, Gravity - one of mine, jam - that was me too." Ok...what kind of warped mind is teaching us here?
- Sir: "just give the rod a good rub and it should... *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* oh... well ermm..."
Student :"Sir i don't think your rod works" Sir: "Steady on!"
