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[[Category:Sixth Formers|Byrne, John]]
 
[[Image:JohnByrneLrg.jpg|thumb|400px|right|John doing some go-karting.]]
 
  
==Who is he?==
 
John Byrne was in [[11N]] and lives in the sleepy town of Weir. He has a big nose and a big mouth, says [[Mr Stevens]], who John thinks is delicious.
 
 
John was in N and now is in [[Lower Sixth]]. Apparently, '''he once went out with [[Francesca Brindle]]''' at primary school, which he denies very much like, Gaz and [[Nicola Bracewell]]. He has a brother in [[Year 10]], Luke, who is a known Badass, John never really does much or anything of any importance, but enjoys watching Rochdale or goes Karting over the weekend.
 
He can be seen on the [[astroturf]] yelling; "Oi Fag/d*ckhead", "Hallo Little Girl" or "Pass us the ball".
 
 
John Byrne is the older brother of [[Luke Byrne]], and is known amongst his friends to be the reason that [[Luke Byrne]] never stood a chance in this school, as John is not the role model you would choose for a younger brother.
 
As John realised his outfield abilities in football were zero, he decided to try his hand at being goalkeeper instead. He then made a first half appearance in the inter form final N v S, where he kept a clean sheet and N went on to win on penalties.
 
 
Friends:
 
*[[Allistair Mizon]]
 
*[[Edward Sargeant]]
 
*[[David Foxcroft]]
 
*[[Mr Williamson]]
 
*[[Adam Cronan]]
 
*[[Mr Piggot]]
 
*[[Mr Spencer]] (As Mr Spencer rips him all the time)
 
*[[Mr Finnigan]]
 
 
Enemies:
 
*[[Martin Fielding]]
 
*[[John Quinn]]
 
*[[Calum Hall]]
 
*[[Gareth Hughes]]
 
*[[Ben Beard]]
 
 
==Quotes:==
 
*"Gaz, stop spooning Spencer."
 
*"Hehehehehe." (Very high pitch, taking the p*ss out of someones laughter, mainly Martin or Gaz)
 
*"That girl lapped me again."
 
*"That is DDDDelish."
 
*"I am a (buzzzzzzz) ROBOT!"
 
 
[[Category:Past Students|Byrne]]
 

Revision as of 05:39, 24 November 2010