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| − | Friends with [[Sky West]] (but he's more than friends with sky), [[Hannah Potts]] and [[Bethan Gregory]]. Also known as the legendary Guacamole Jeff who is apparently some kind of advanced version of Capeman who is now reported to be a smell or a turd! Sadly the worshippers have lost interest in him somewhat but he is still regarded as a supreme being.
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| − | "The meaning of life is to keep clean."
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| − | "You need to spruce it up a little ;)"
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| − | "You do understand, we need to do this now?"
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| − | ==Master of all puddles?==
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| − | By his insane logic, inspired by the word wiki he claims to be the master of all puddles. The thought runs something like this:
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| − | 1. Wiki means wee key, scottish for a small key.<br>
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| − | 2. A small key opens a small lock.<br>
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| − | 3. Convert this back into scottish, a small lock is a wee lock.<br>
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| − | 4. In scotland loch (like lock) means lake.<br>
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| − | 5. A wee loch (small lake) is a puddle.<br>
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| − | 6. Ben owns a small key, which opens small locks.<br>
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| − | 7. Because Ben owns the key he is the master of all puddles.<br>
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| − | I told you the logic was insane.
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