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| − | Toby is a slightly camp insane blonde guy who likes Ugly Betty. His friends include Josie - unfortunately! - Rachel B, Jason Ngan, Anna Shahid... hey, dont forget me, Joe W!!! He has a physical incapability to get up stairs on his own, insisting that his friends drag him up. This led to the popular belief that he cannot climb stairs at all. Well he is blonde!!
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| − | Toby loves to talk and beat every other year 9 in [[Belgium]] (not Beligum year 9s, on the [[Belgium]] trip!) at talking for 30 seconds without repeating/diverting/stalling etc' on a random topic suggested by Mr. Grehan - god he needs a medal! (Edit# There is a game called "just a minute" on BBC Radio 2, where contestants have to talk about a random subject for a minute without repitition, deviation or hesitation. Maybe Toby should make his won version?)
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| − | N.B His taste is impeccable however his contact rugby skills aren't if you want some amusing tales ask Mr. Pigott or Stevie as he got a stunning bitch slap while trying to tackle Toby! Another good thing to know is that he loves (and is good @) hockey, in fact he is more lethal with a hockey stick (ask Lawrie Brailey) than when he has his Black Belt of Bitch Slap! We ALL love Toby! His only ever P.E merit was given to him afte rhe scored a hattrick in hockey!
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| − | He is in fact known as 'Camp Hubert' to some year 11's.
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| − | == Quotes ==
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| − | Life is utterly peaches, sir.
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| − | I'm feeling very My Little Pony x
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| − | Oh God I just burped... don't put that on student wiki!!!!
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| − | The futures bright... the futures orange!! (pointing at Rachel Bond)
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| − | Oh sorry, I don't speak chav...
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| − | You know when you been tangoed!! (pointing at Rachel)
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| − | Faaaaaaaces!! (in boring IT lesson)
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| − | Claculator!
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| − | B*tch.
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| − | They are poor....
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| − | Whatever, I'm prettier!
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| − | When I grow up I want to be a desperate housewife!
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| − | Miss! Miss! That boy just kicked me! (after being nudged by [[Gordon Ramsell]])
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| − | If Buddha wanted me to exercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall!
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| − | Toby:Am I a bitch Rachel?
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| − | Rachel:Well...
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| − | Toby:That's what you get when you walk through Burnley with a clothes magnet on...
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| − | Rachel:No not at all!
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| − | As you can see, Toby is ever so slightly feminine.
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| − | == Geography and Toby... ==
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| − | Once upon a time, in a random 9N geopgraphy lesson with everybodys favourite monobrowed teacher Toby's phone went off, his ringtone, the Desparate Houswives theme tune. Upon hearing this Mr Hoyle said something (I dont know what, I wasnt there, ask Toby)
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| − | During yr 9 parent's evening Toby received an amazing report of Mr. Hoyle - poor Toby, he ruined his 'superiority' and 'knowledge on current news' by answering Mr. hoyle's question of does he read newspapers? Toby replied No, I read vogue though...
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| − | THE GEOGRAPHY DEPT. WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW TOBY WILL BE TAKING HISTORY NEXT YEAR! POOR MISS WALKER...
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