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| − | Toby is | + | Toby is a slightly camp insane blonde guy who likes Ugly Betty. His friends include Josie - unfortunately! - Rachel B, Jason Ngan, Anna Shahid... hey, dont forget me, Joe W!!! He has a physical incapability to get up stairs on his own, insisting that his friends drag him up. This led to the popular belief that he cannot climb stairs at all. Well he is blonde!! |
Toby loves to talk and beat every other year 9 in [[Belgium]] (not Beligum year 9s, on the [[Belgium]] trip!) at talking for 30 seconds without repeating/diverting/stalling etc' on a random topic suggested by Mr. Grehan - god he needs a medal! | Toby loves to talk and beat every other year 9 in [[Belgium]] (not Beligum year 9s, on the [[Belgium]] trip!) at talking for 30 seconds without repeating/diverting/stalling etc' on a random topic suggested by Mr. Grehan - god he needs a medal! | ||
N.B His taste is impeccable however his contact rugby skills aren't if you want some amusing tales ask Mr. Pigott or Stevie as he got a stunning bitch slap while trying to tackle Toby! Another good thing to know is that he loves (and is good @) hockey, in fact he is more lethal with a hockey stick (ask Lawrie Brailey) than when he has his Black Belt of Bitch Slap! We ALL love Toby! | N.B His taste is impeccable however his contact rugby skills aren't if you want some amusing tales ask Mr. Pigott or Stevie as he got a stunning bitch slap while trying to tackle Toby! Another good thing to know is that he loves (and is good @) hockey, in fact he is more lethal with a hockey stick (ask Lawrie Brailey) than when he has his Black Belt of Bitch Slap! We ALL love Toby! | ||
| + | He is in fact known as 'Camp Hubert' to some year 10's. | ||
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When I grow up I want to be a desperate housewife! | When I grow up I want to be a desperate housewife! | ||
| − | If Buddha wanted me to | + | Miss! Miss! That boy just kicked me! (after being nudged by [[Gordon Ramsell]]) |
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| + | If Buddha wanted me to exercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall! | ||
Toby:Am I a bitch Rachel? | Toby:Am I a bitch Rachel? | ||
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Toby:That's what you get when you walk through Burnley with a clothes magnet on... | Toby:That's what you get when you walk through Burnley with a clothes magnet on... | ||
Rachel:No not at all! | Rachel:No not at all! | ||
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| + | As you can se he is ever so slightly feminine. | ||
== Geography and Toby... == | == Geography and Toby... == | ||
Revision as of 18:43, 16 May 2007
Toby is a slightly camp insane blonde guy who likes Ugly Betty. His friends include Josie - unfortunately! - Rachel B, Jason Ngan, Anna Shahid... hey, dont forget me, Joe W!!! He has a physical incapability to get up stairs on his own, insisting that his friends drag him up. This led to the popular belief that he cannot climb stairs at all. Well he is blonde!!
Toby loves to talk and beat every other year 9 in Belgium (not Beligum year 9s, on the Belgium trip!) at talking for 30 seconds without repeating/diverting/stalling etc' on a random topic suggested by Mr. Grehan - god he needs a medal!
N.B His taste is impeccable however his contact rugby skills aren't if you want some amusing tales ask Mr. Pigott or Stevie as he got a stunning bitch slap while trying to tackle Toby! Another good thing to know is that he loves (and is good @) hockey, in fact he is more lethal with a hockey stick (ask Lawrie Brailey) than when he has his Black Belt of Bitch Slap! We ALL love Toby! He is in fact known as 'Camp Hubert' to some year 10's.
Quotes
Oh God I just burped... don't put that on student wiki!!!!
The futures bright... the futures orange!! (pointing at Rachel Bond)
Oh sorry, I don't speak chav...
You know when you been tangoed!! (pointing at Rachel)
Faaaaaaaces!! (in boring IT lesson)
Claculator!
B*tch.
They are poor....
Whatever, I'm prettier!
When I grow up I want to be a desperate housewife!
Miss! Miss! That boy just kicked me! (after being nudged by Gordon Ramsell)
If Buddha wanted me to exercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall!
Toby:Am I a bitch Rachel? Rachel:Well... Toby:That's what you get when you walk through Burnley with a clothes magnet on... Rachel:No not at all!
As you can se he is ever so slightly feminine.
Geography and Toby...
Once upon a time, in a random 9N geopgraphy lesson with everybodys favourite monobrowed teacher Toby's phone went off, his ringtone, the Desparate Houswives theme tune. Upon hearing this Mr Hoyle said something (I dont know what, I wasnt there, ask Toby) During yr 9 parent's evening Toby received an amazing report of Mr. Hoyle - poor Toby, he ruined his 'superiority' and 'knowledge on current news' by answering Mr. hoyle's question of does he read newspapers? Toby replied No, I read vogue though...
THE GEOGRAPHY DEPT. WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW TOBY WILL BE TAKING HISTORY NEXT YEAR! POOR MISS WALKER...
