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If Buddha wanted me to excercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall! | If Buddha wanted me to excercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall! | ||
| − | == | + | == Geography and Toby... == |
| − | Once upon a time, in a random 9N geopgraphy lesson with everybodys favourite monobrowed teacher Toby's phone went off, his ringtone, the Desparate Houswives theme tune. Upon hearing this Mr Hoyle said something (I dont know what, I wasnt there, ask Toby) | + | Once upon a time, in a random 9N geopgraphy lesson with everybodys favourite monobrowed teacher Toby's phone went off, his ringtone, the Desparate Houswives theme tune. Upon hearing this Mr Hoyle said something (I dont know what, I wasnt there, ask Toby) |
| + | During yr 9 parent's evening Toby received an amazing report of Mr. Hoyle - poor Toby, he ruined his 'superiority' and 'knowledge on current news' by answering Mr. hoyle's question of does he read newspapers? Toby replied No, I read vogue though... | ||
== The Belgium Coach Incident == | == The Belgium Coach Incident == | ||
As many of you viewers may know, there is an annual Year 9 trip to the battlefields of Belgium. This involves many long coach journeys. Toby and his closest friends, Josie and Rachel B were on the coach of 9G and 9B lads. On the journey back, these bored people, excluding the boys of B, were playing a game of dares. Toby was on the seat in front of Joe, whos dare it was. The dare, kiss Toby. He went for it. Unluckily for him, Toby turned his cheek at the last second and all Joe got was a kiss on the cheek. Let me make that clear, a KISS ON THE CHEEK, CHEEK, contrary to popular belief that they had kissed on the lips, got off etc. I evcen heard a rumor they had had sex?!?!?! | As many of you viewers may know, there is an annual Year 9 trip to the battlefields of Belgium. This involves many long coach journeys. Toby and his closest friends, Josie and Rachel B were on the coach of 9G and 9B lads. On the journey back, these bored people, excluding the boys of B, were playing a game of dares. Toby was on the seat in front of Joe, whos dare it was. The dare, kiss Toby. He went for it. Unluckily for him, Toby turned his cheek at the last second and all Joe got was a kiss on the cheek. Let me make that clear, a KISS ON THE CHEEK, CHEEK, contrary to popular belief that they had kissed on the lips, got off etc. I evcen heard a rumor they had had sex?!?!?! | ||
Revision as of 19:26, 2 May 2007
Toby is an insane blonde guy who likes Ugly Betty. His friends include Josie - unfortunately! - Rachel B, Jason Ngan, Anna Shahid... hey, dont forget me, Joe W!!! He has a physical incapability to get up stairs on his own, insisting that his friends drag him up. This led to the popular belief that he cannot climb stairs at all. Well he is blonde!!
Quotes
Oh God I just burped... don't put that on student wiki!!!!
The futures bright... the futures orange!! (pointing at Rachel Bond)
Oh sorry, I don't speak chav...
You know when you been tangoed!! (pointing at Rachel)
Faaaaaaaces!! (in boring IT lesson)
Claculator!
B*tch.
They are poor....
I'm like Marc off Ugly Betty!
Whatever, I'm prettier!
When I grow up I want to be a desperate housewife!
If Buddha wanted me to excercise he would have put diamonds in the Sports Hall!
Geography and Toby...
Once upon a time, in a random 9N geopgraphy lesson with everybodys favourite monobrowed teacher Toby's phone went off, his ringtone, the Desparate Houswives theme tune. Upon hearing this Mr Hoyle said something (I dont know what, I wasnt there, ask Toby) During yr 9 parent's evening Toby received an amazing report of Mr. Hoyle - poor Toby, he ruined his 'superiority' and 'knowledge on current news' by answering Mr. hoyle's question of does he read newspapers? Toby replied No, I read vogue though...
The Belgium Coach Incident
As many of you viewers may know, there is an annual Year 9 trip to the battlefields of Belgium. This involves many long coach journeys. Toby and his closest friends, Josie and Rachel B were on the coach of 9G and 9B lads. On the journey back, these bored people, excluding the boys of B, were playing a game of dares. Toby was on the seat in front of Joe, whos dare it was. The dare, kiss Toby. He went for it. Unluckily for him, Toby turned his cheek at the last second and all Joe got was a kiss on the cheek. Let me make that clear, a KISS ON THE CHEEK, CHEEK, contrary to popular belief that they had kissed on the lips, got off etc. I evcen heard a rumor they had had sex?!?!?!
