Difference between revisions of "Staffroom"
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The only ever known observation of the staffroom was in the '[[Behind the scenes]]' series, featured in [[The Squirrel]] 1999 edition. The article displayed several images of the staffroom, namely [[Mr Brackstone]]'s "famous mug"; the kitchen area and the pigeon holes. Though not a [[full 3d mapping]], it shouldn't be too difficult to thread the images together at some point. | The only ever known observation of the staffroom was in the '[[Behind the scenes]]' series, featured in [[The Squirrel]] 1999 edition. The article displayed several images of the staffroom, namely [[Mr Brackstone]]'s "famous mug"; the kitchen area and the pigeon holes. Though not a [[full 3d mapping]], it shouldn't be too difficult to thread the images together at some point. | ||
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| + | It has been recently discovered that the air-conditioning company had hatched a plan about 5 years ago to kill half of the teachers in school, namely those using the new staff room. Every so often, most of the teachers in the new staff room got quite ill and missed several days from work. The reason, it transpired, was that the good people at Air Con Co., or whatever their name is, had installed the the air conditioning fan in backwards, causing approximately 80% of the air inside the room when it was first made to stay in there until a few weeks ago, circulating bacteria and disease with it. Oh how we laughed (well, we did; the teachers mainly coughed a lot). | ||
Revision as of 21:06, 14 March 2006
Observations
Students' observations of the staffroom have been much like those made of Pluto. That is to say, black and white, blurred and grainy. Though imperfect, our knowledge of this mysterious place has been extrapolated by staff hearsay, and guesswork.
The only ever known observation of the staffroom was in the 'Behind the scenes' series, featured in The Squirrel 1999 edition. The article displayed several images of the staffroom, namely Mr Brackstone's "famous mug"; the kitchen area and the pigeon holes. Though not a full 3d mapping, it shouldn't be too difficult to thread the images together at some point.
Health
It has been recently discovered that the air-conditioning company had hatched a plan about 5 years ago to kill half of the teachers in school, namely those using the new staff room. Every so often, most of the teachers in the new staff room got quite ill and missed several days from work. The reason, it transpired, was that the good people at Air Con Co., or whatever their name is, had installed the the air conditioning fan in backwards, causing approximately 80% of the air inside the room when it was first made to stay in there until a few weeks ago, circulating bacteria and disease with it. Oh how we laughed (well, we did; the teachers mainly coughed a lot).
