Revision as of 12:56, 11 November 2006

The BRGS school network is carefully and meticulously maintained by dedicated staff - Mrs King and Mrs Shufflebottom.

Stability

• This feat of modern architecture, also known as the school network is more normally more stable than Windows 95 and has been recently downgraded from Windows XP due to security fears.

• The School System has in-built failsafe automatically closes down the system whenever Technology deadlines are looming, just for a laugh...

• It is a well known fact that when the school system is said to have "gone down", the school system is still actually functioning well, but the Administrators have just decided to add another security measure to prevent the system from being "hacked"

Paranoia

• Did you know that your every move is logged while at school? Why is this? It's quite obvious that 98.6% of all internet access is to sneakily check Hotmail so they aren't doing a particularly good job! (The other 1.4% being hackers from outside the school who are trying to gain access to the network, hence the "Fort Knox" security levels)

• Even the ability to right-click with a mouse has been removed. Just think of the damage that students could do with this simple function being enabled. They would be able to right-click all over the place, and wreak havok with the school sub-systems, and bring down the whole network. It is a good job that they decided to disabled right-clicking, otherwise, i would fear for the saftey of the school users.

• It is a well known fact among the few students of the 6th Form Computing Sets that Mrs King and Mrs Shufflebottom are highly paranoid about being "hacked". Precicely what the is to hack in the school system remains unknown. Perhaps embarising pictures of drunken teachers...

• Due to this paranoia, the two Administrators have set everyone's account on the school network to the lowest possible, preventing people from typing in address bars, to hiding the root drives on the computers. Even the teacher's accounts have been limited.

• Teachers have revealed insights into what was once an inpenetrable school network, showing that every teacher, and those ranking above teachers (See

) have access to a program which allows the user to see exactly what is going on on a student's "workstation", and they also have the ability to take control, and thus terrify the student into thinking his/her computer has become possessed.

• After the 2006 summer holiday, students returned to find that the 'Admins' have futher increased the fortress that is the school network, after working endlessly over the Holiday, the Admins had come up with yet more security systems, making the network comparable to Fort Knox.