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| + | [[Mr King]] : "Today we are learning about the menstrual cycle" | ||
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| + | Sam : "Sir are they like sweets?" | ||
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| + | *whole class looks confused* | ||
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| + | [[Mr King]]: "erm.. oh I get you. No Sam, I said the menstrual cycle, not the minstrel cycle." | ||
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| + | -- In a recent year 10 resistant materials lesson... | ||
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| + | [[Mr Fitton]] : 'Why do you think these plastic cups a ridges in them?' | ||
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| + | Sam : 'Is it to collect dirt in them and reinforce the cup?' | ||
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| + | *Fitton looks bewildered, so does everyone else | ||
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| + | [[Mr Fitton]] : 'Anyone else?' | ||
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| + | Constantly ripped by Mr Hoyle in Geography lessons 07-08 | ||
Latest revision as of 20:03, 6 February 2010
-- In a recent year ten biology lesson..
Mr King : "Today we are learning about the menstrual cycle"
Sam : "Sir are they like sweets?"
- whole class looks confused*
Mr King: "erm.. oh I get you. No Sam, I said the menstrual cycle, not the minstrel cycle."
-- In a recent year 10 resistant materials lesson...
Mr Fitton : 'Why do you think these plastic cups a ridges in them?'
Sam : 'Is it to collect dirt in them and reinforce the cup?'
- Fitton looks bewildered, so does everyone else
Mr Fitton : 'Anyone else?'
Constantly ripped by Mr Hoyle in Geography lessons 07-08
