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Owain Dawson

Owain is currently in 8R, and is a good friend of Bobby Thompson and Joe Holdsworth-Miller. That's about it, except for the one thing that makes him stand out from the crowd: PENGUINS.

THE PENGUINS ARE COMING

Owain Dawson has a seemingly fanatical obsession with penguins. He has penguin keychains, penguin plush toys and even penguin based video games. He hated Bobby Thompson's idea of breeding a penguin with a radiator or a spoon, and has been known to fortell the world's end at the hand of penguins on a regular basis. His plans for world domination always include penguins. He has even claiming to have an army of undead penguins. One not so memorable time was when a teacher put his teddy penguin in the bin to demonstrate something. This resulted in a mass of "Awww"'s from about half the class.

Favourite Hobbies

Owains favourite hobbies include:

• Playing on Star Ocean 3
• Annoying Joseph
• Judo (Eve I'm not allowed to do Judo outside Judo sessions unless in complete self defence, as in I'm being mugged) (Joseph fight like his knee is a weapon which it would be if he didn't hold it up to his stomach so he is off balance)
• Irritating Joseph
• Playing on adventure quest
• Pulling pranks on Joseph
• Talking about penguins
• Laughing at Joseph
• Watching TV
• Using Josephs crap sence of balance to his advantage by pushing Joseph into large groups of girls and then watching as they attack him.

Quotes

• JOSEPH GET LOST

• For god's sake Joseph! STOP!

• Yes Saim. We're meant to break it.

• If you give me money, I'll let you have Canada.

• Joseph, can i borrow 50p? I'll pay you back in my next life. Joseph then lends him 50p.

• Okay...lets all slowly back away annnnnnnd RUN!

• It wasn't me. It was Saim!

The world hates me

9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister.