Revision as of 19:46, 28 September 2006

Who?

Mrs. Hollick is head of the art department at BRGS, and forms an inimitable double act with Mrs Mansfield. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the middle room as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Known to wear a purple thong that has been seen twice, 5 years apart.

Cult following

Athough terrifying to many in the more ankle-biting reaches of lower school, as students get older they tend to appreciate Mrs. Hollick's dry humour and good taste a lot more. Some students may eventually come to name Mrs Hollick among their heroes, but they certainly will remember her after they leave BRGS, not least for her love of Aragorn and chequered shirts.

Quotes

jack banging desks "stop it it reminds me of my homecountry"

"Gin medium? That's a bit of a waste!"

"The new Xena Nintendo game comes out on Monday!"

(Student hitting banana with a wine bottle)

"Oooh, it's oozing!"

"Give it a wham!"

(Looks at student in a puzzled, distasteful fashion)

Student: What's wrong?

Mrs. Hollick: Nothing. I'm just winding you up.

"Luke, if I give you a brick will you go outside and throw it at the builders?"

"What's red and black and bangs on the window? A baby in a microwave!"

"Does anybody know how to play Shrek 2 on Gameboy?"

(To student)

"Life's a bitch!"

(Rest of the class go silent and look shocked.)

"Well it is!"

"Well if you don't move into the modern age, you'll end up sat in a chair dribbling on yourself."