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*Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..." | *Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..." | ||
| − | **Student : "Sir, I don't think your rod works" | + | **Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works" |
***Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!" | ***Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!" | ||
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| − | + | *Student: Sir, do you wear Lipliner? | |
| + | **Wilkinson[rapidly, going red]: No, whats Lipliner? | ||
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| + | *Calum: "Sir, we did this in chemistry yesterday..." | ||
| + | **Wilkinson: "Who's your chemistry teacher?" | ||
| + | ***Calum: "Mr Ashton" | ||
| + | ****Wilkinson: "Is he the one who looks like the BFG?" | ||
Revision as of 20:06, 5 December 2006
An overly jolly person, it would appear that Mr. Wilkinson is unable to pull off other facial expressions than those of sheer joy - For unknown reasons.
Well known for setting random questions at the end of tests, such as "Now that you have finished, draw a picture of a badger"
General Studies
Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...
Other Person who edits things: I Totally agree
He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.
Quotes
- Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
- Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*
- "Can anyone tell me the mass of a llama?"
- "Put your name on that badboy"
- Student: "Sir what have you invented?"
- Sir: "What have I invented? My inventions are fantastic! The MP3 player - that was me, Gravity - one of mine, jam - that was me too."
Ok...what kind of warped mind is teaching us here?
- Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..."
- Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works"
- Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!"
- Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works"
- Student: Sir, do you wear Lipliner?
- Wilkinson[rapidly, going red]: No, whats Lipliner?
- Calum: "Sir, we did this in chemistry yesterday..."
- Wilkinson: "Who's your chemistry teacher?"
- Calum: "Mr Ashton"
- Wilkinson: "Is he the one who looks like the BFG?"
- Calum: "Mr Ashton"
- Wilkinson: "Who's your chemistry teacher?"
