Difference between revisions of "Mr King"
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"I need a volunteer" (looks at small people in class- However David Groom volunteers) | "I need a volunteer" (looks at small people in class- However David Groom volunteers) | ||
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"Great... I get to compete against Judo Uk or whatever you are now... | "Great... I get to compete against Judo Uk or whatever you are now... | ||
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Right I'm going to show you exploitation..." (David and Mr King sit at opposite ends of a desk with 12 gluesticks in the middle) | Right I'm going to show you exploitation..." (David and Mr King sit at opposite ends of a desk with 12 gluesticks in the middle) | ||
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"Say David needs 4 Gluesticks to survive and I need. 8 we compete (he says grabbing them) for the resource... I have 9 David didnt even try so if he were a plant he'd be dead. HE loses..." | "Say David needs 4 Gluesticks to survive and I need. 8 we compete (he says grabbing them) for the resource... I have 9 David didnt even try so if he were a plant he'd be dead. HE loses..." | ||
| − | "Now interference is different. Here I have a metre ruler (pokes David in chest with ruler) Now I'm keeping David away from the food source | + | "Now interference is different. Here I have a metre ruler (pokes David in chest with ruler) Now I'm keeping David away from the food source... |
| − | + | (David sits limply) ...COMPETE David!!! (David tries to reach gluesticks) | |
| − | (whilst laughing) I can get all 12 if I want to!! HA" | + | (whilst laughing)...I can get all 12 if I want to!! HA" |
"Amensalism is slightly different again... I'm going to put away the ruler... Now David go stand in the middle of the room and you can compete from there... | "Amensalism is slightly different again... I'm going to put away the ruler... Now David go stand in the middle of the room and you can compete from there... | ||
| − | + | (puts pins all over David's stool) | |
... Now we can compete... David... you didn't even reach the stool that time!! Again David would be dead and I would live to procreate little Mini-me's everywhere..." | ... Now we can compete... David... you didn't even reach the stool that time!! Again David would be dead and I would live to procreate little Mini-me's everywhere..." | ||
[[Category:teachers|King, Mr]] | [[Category:teachers|King, Mr]] | ||
Revision as of 18:48, 13 April 2006
Quotes
"Aerosmith are the BEST!"
"Right! Shut UP! (bangs something big and heavy on the table) Ow my head..." [This is behaviour congruent with Mr Fuller's use of a filing cabinet to silence a class, but with less effectiveness apparent.]
(Whilst looking REALLY ill) "Right... I'm just going to the Prep Room to... erm ...yeah"
"Call me Dr King... (to Sam McAuley) JOKE!"
"Look... I asked you to name 3 Aerosmith albumns as a JOKE... to remind you it wasn't the real thing... Look it was a JOKE alright, the marks meant NOTHING" (again mainly addressed to Sam McAuley)
Demonstrations
"I need a volunteer" (looks at small people in class- However David Groom volunteers)
"Great... I get to compete against Judo Uk or whatever you are now...
Right I'm going to show you exploitation..." (David and Mr King sit at opposite ends of a desk with 12 gluesticks in the middle)
"Say David needs 4 Gluesticks to survive and I need. 8 we compete (he says grabbing them) for the resource... I have 9 David didnt even try so if he were a plant he'd be dead. HE loses..."
"Now interference is different. Here I have a metre ruler (pokes David in chest with ruler) Now I'm keeping David away from the food source...
(David sits limply) ...COMPETE David!!! (David tries to reach gluesticks)
(whilst laughing)...I can get all 12 if I want to!! HA"
"Amensalism is slightly different again... I'm going to put away the ruler... Now David go stand in the middle of the room and you can compete from there...
(puts pins all over David's stool)
... Now we can compete... David... you didn't even reach the stool that time!! Again David would be dead and I would live to procreate little Mini-me's everywhere..."
