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| − | The Infamous Keegan Curran, a member of | + | The Infamous Keegan Curran, a member of [[Year 11]] at the school and proud holder of a reputation for skiving a day at any and every opportunity. Despite these shortcomings, Keegan is considered to be a fairly sound guy with a slight obssession for drama. He has however been known to press gang or attempt to press gang Boony into coming to see productions he has a significant part in, at the time of writing, Boony has evaded these advances. Keegan, whilst only the tender age of fifteen, is thought to be the tallest person in the School, barring of course [[Mr Baird]]. |
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Keegan also plays Bass. Don't we all know it. | Keegan also plays Bass. Don't we all know it. | ||
| − | + | == Lurrve interests/ Girlfriends == | |
| + | Keegan has, in the distant past sumhow achieved a reputation of being a cassanova (having around 6 girfriends in a year). This reputation has since been rebuked oweing to his long term relationship[ which recently ended. However the latest development is that he has taken a interest in Phillipa Cowles. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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"I've got my bass with me today" | "I've got my bass with me today" | ||
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| + | "I PLAY BASS" *proceedes to breathe fire* | ||
"My essay is at home" | "My essay is at home" | ||
| − | "Check out Deuteronomy 12:20 (or some Bible verse like that)" | + | "Check out Deuteronomy 12:20 (or some Bible verse like that)". Interestingly, Deuteronomy 12:20 reads, "When the LORD thy God shall enlarge thy border, as he hath promised thee, and thou shalt say, I will eat flesh, because thy soul longeth to eat flesh; thou mayest eat flesh, whatsoever thy soul lusteth after.". This possibly explains his lack of vegetarianism. |
"F***er!" | "F***er!" | ||
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| + | "I have indestructable hands" | ||
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| + | *''Keegan Curran'', in the form of ''Pip'': "You should see the new crystal chandelier we just bought - it Glitters like the very Stars of Heaven!" | ||
| + | ''[[Luke Bramwell'' as ''Bentley Drummle'' "Does it really?" | ||
| + | ''Keegan'': "Yes. Yes, it does." | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Past Students|Curran, Keegan]] |
| + | [[Category:C|Curran, Keegan]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:54, 15 January 2011
The Infamous Keegan Curran, a member of Year 11 at the school and proud holder of a reputation for skiving a day at any and every opportunity. Despite these shortcomings, Keegan is considered to be a fairly sound guy with a slight obssession for drama. He has however been known to press gang or attempt to press gang Boony into coming to see productions he has a significant part in, at the time of writing, Boony has evaded these advances. Keegan, whilst only the tender age of fifteen, is thought to be the tallest person in the School, barring of course Mr Baird.
Contents
Cult Status
Keegan appears to have a cult following of the lower years, mainly consisting of year 9's. We are unsure why this is, although one hypothesis is that they are astounded by his height.
Keegan's Work Ethic
Keegan posesses a somewhat relaxed work ethic. Notable examples of this are his RS lesson with Boony descending into sickening debates about things which should never be contemplated.
Keegan also appears to have a problem completing english essays for Mrs Sellens, having been chased for 2 essays, one of which he still has to complete. Sellens frequently informs him he has been placed in homework club to do the essay, but he either never goes or gets himself out of it by saying he has the essay done at home. This is ongoing and as the situation develops, this will be updated.He now protests to having completed all eniglish coursework. Howvere it is at home so cannot be marked.
The RS and English Crew
The RS and English crew is a relativly small crew, comprising of Boony, Keegan, Zoe Swift and Gillian. This tight knit crew has developed over the past 2 years,partly due to a shared dislike of Mrs Sellens, and constant conversation in her lessons. Keegan has changed radically since the formation of this crew, turning from a relative normal person, liking rock music and indie music, to a slightly dubious character, taking inspiration from Boony's music taste, which to say is extreme is an understatement.
Due to recent absences from RS and English lessons, Keegan has been selected for a beating from the Crew. The punishment has yet to be carried out.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
The punishment has been carried out.
Jesus and You
Sometime during Year 9, Keegan Curran was converted to Christianty by his friend Alex Willis. Since then he has become a regular at Kay Street Baptist Church in Rawtenstall as well as Reach Puppets, and irritates most people by trying to convert them.
I PLAY BASS
Keegan also plays Bass. Don't we all know it.
Lurrve interests/ Girlfriends
Keegan has, in the distant past sumhow achieved a reputation of being a cassanova (having around 6 girfriends in a year). This reputation has since been rebuked oweing to his long term relationship[ which recently ended. However the latest development is that he has taken a interest in Phillipa Cowles.
Quotes
"You Whore!"
"I've got my bass with me today"
"I PLAY BASS" *proceedes to breathe fire*
"My essay is at home"
"Check out Deuteronomy 12:20 (or some Bible verse like that)". Interestingly, Deuteronomy 12:20 reads, "When the LORD thy God shall enlarge thy border, as he hath promised thee, and thou shalt say, I will eat flesh, because thy soul longeth to eat flesh; thou mayest eat flesh, whatsoever thy soul lusteth after.". This possibly explains his lack of vegetarianism.
"F***er!"
"I have indestructable hands"
- Keegan Curran, in the form of Pip: "You should see the new crystal chandelier we just bought - it Glitters like the very Stars of Heaven!"
[[Luke Bramwell as Bentley Drummle "Does it really?" Keegan: "Yes. Yes, it does."
