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| − | In order to explain '''Felix''' fully we need to explore not who he is, but what he represents. He is the sole founder of the "Felix for Kids Fund" and also is the largest contributor to the "no kicking dogs in the street unless they deserve it" trust. Starting [[year 11]] in 2006 he has built up a reputation of being immensly wise and needs next to no encouragement to share his wise ways with his friends. He is currently in a long term relationship with fellow student [[Charlotte Hobson]] who, apparantly, regularly beats him with glass bottles about the face and lowers his self confidence by telling him he is someone elses reject. He is approximately 6"2 with horrific brown curly hair and is fond of fine wines.
| + | Distracted by bright lights and flashing colours, Felix is a very laid back and highly intellectual guy who, if you get to know him, you would idiolise him like the real father you never had. |
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| − | Felix also happens to be a stuck up bastard, he is up his own ass very very much and in my opinion needs a good slap or two. He is an ignorant cunt then likes to walk into people and then look at them like there a piece of shit or shut the door in someones face and then doesn't even to bother to say sorry. Also if you do go to this school and you are unfortunate to come across Felix and Charlotte together then i feel very much for you. His daily routine consists of shoving his tongue down her throat and other stuff among those lines at every chance possible, it is not a very nice sight. I also heard from certain sources that when him and Charlotte are late for lessons they have been busy having finger fun, not sure whether its true its just what i have been told.
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| − | see above for clever chav humour ^_^
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| | == Friends == | | == Friends == |
| − | Baron von [[Jolli]] is another honourable member who comes up with many wise schemes such as rugby tackling [[Mrs Ashworth]] from chairs. He also has immeasurable wit and courage to do any stupid thing that springs to mind. He is truely a king amongst men.
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| − | [[Sir Charleston]] is a noble from [[Ramsbottom]] who is often found involved in some of Felix's wiser schemes. He has mid-length curly hair which he regularly straightens. ''Sophie will you go out with him?'' Answer = Yes ^_^ | + | == Favourite Things== |
| − | | + | *Astronomy - Thanks mainly to Mr. Oldfield his year 6 [[teacher]] |
| − | Princess Charlotte Hobson is an evil torturess who tries her very best to cause Felix's morale to fall further. She often tries to cover her tracks with her now infamous sad face which fools most people. Deep down however, I'm fairly sure that she is a nice person which might explain Felix's affections.
| + | *Fine Wines |
| − | | + | *Guitarin' like a madman |
| − | Squire [[Tom Sanders]] (Gohan/Gonad) is yet another member of Feix's council of noblemen. He is especially useful in the art of making [[dragonballs]].
| + | *Victoria Jane Kett (She's probably his most favourite....just) |
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| − | Jordan the Jester certainly puts his formidable weight behind trying to get the laughs but unfortunatley hardly succeeds ([[sarnie]]). However he still remains a pivotal figure in felix's friends rankings. (pivotal by the way means that the scales will tip in his direction every time if you see what i mean)
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| − | == Political ties ==
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| − | In his time Felix has been accused of being a communist and a fascist as of his belief that Stalin and Hitler had good moustaches for baddies, but so far he has not been able to comment on these claims.
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| − | A great many hats have found their way upon Felix's head as time has gone and he has had a different opinion on each. His favourite to the day remains the old English top hat as it takes him back to the days when [[Mr Ventress]] was socially acceptable.
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| − | == Feet ==
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| − | He has 2 feet
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| | == Quotes == | | == Quotes == |
| | + | *"At least I'm not gay" (donated by [[Chauncey Mulderrig]]) |
| | + | *"Hi operator, could I please have the number for Jonny Depp.....no don't give me he's not listed! Try Depp comma Jonny, he's expecting my call." |
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| − | *"You flaming gay"
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| − | *"Your face is"
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| − | *"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse"
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| − | *"At least I'm not gay" (donated by Chauncey Mulderrig)
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| − | *"Hooly-hoop" (The civilised way to pronounce hoola-hoop)
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| − | *"SHADAP" (In mockery of Mr Finnigan)
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| − | *"I thought there was someone coming towards me..Turned out it was the wall"
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| | == Violent == | | == Violent == |
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| − | Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers. | + | Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers. His most publicised punch would be hitting Tom Sheridan, a universal fat, arrogant, generally disliked vagabond, in early 2007 which led to him recieving a standing ovation upon entrance to his next lesson. |
| − | | + | [[Category:Student Legends|Mulderrig, Felix]] |
| − | [[Category:Year 11|Mulderrig, Felix]] | + | [[Category:Legends]] |
Distracted by bright lights and flashing colours, Felix is a very laid back and highly intellectual guy who, if you get to know him, you would idiolise him like the real father you never had.
Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers. His most publicised punch would be hitting Tom Sheridan, a universal fat, arrogant, generally disliked vagabond, in early 2007 which led to him recieving a standing ovation upon entrance to his next lesson.
