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== Character ==
 
== Character ==
  
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In order to explain '''Felix''' fully we need to explore not who he is, but what he represents. He is the sole founder of the "Felix for Kids Fund" and also is the largest contributor to the "no kicking dogs in the street unless they deserve it" trust. Starting [[year 11]] in 2006 he has built up a reputation of being immensly wise and needs next to no encouragement to share his wise ways with his friends. He is currently in a long term relationship with fellow student [[Charlotte Hobson]] who, apparantly, regularly beats him with glass bottles about the face and lowers his self confidence by telling him he is someone elses reject. He is approximately 6"2 with horrific brown curly hair and is fond of fine wines.  
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Distracted by bright lights and flashing colours, Felix is a very laid back and highly intellectual guy who, if you get to know him, you would idiolise him like the real father you never had.
  
 
== Friends ==
 
== Friends ==
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Baron von Jolli is another honourable member who comes up with many wise schemes such as rugby tackling [[Mrs Ashworth]] from chairs. He also has immeasurable wit and courage to do any stupid thing that springs to mind. He is truely a king amongst men.
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*You
  
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Sir Charley Entwhistle is a noble from [[Ramsbottom]] who is often found involved in some of Felix's wiser schemes. He has mid-length curly hair which he regularly straightens. ''Sophie will you go out with him?''
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== Favourite Things==
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*Astronomy - Thanks mainly to Mr. Oldfield his year 6 [[teacher]]
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Lady Charlotte Hobson is an evil torturess who tries her very best to cause Felix's morale to fall further. She often tries to cover her tracks with her now infamous sad face which fools most people. Deep down however, I'm fairly sure that she is a nice person which might explain Felix's affections.
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*Fine Wines
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*Guitarin' like a madman
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Squire Tom Sanders (Gohan) is yet another member of Feix's council of noblemen. He is especially useful in the art of making [[dragonballs]].
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*Victoria Jane Kett (She's probably his most favourite....just)
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Jordan the Jester trys to get the laughs but unfortunatley hardly succeeds (sarnie)
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== Political ties ==
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In his time Felix has been accused of being a communist and a fascist as of his belief that Stalin and Hitler had good moustaches for baddies, but so far he has not been able to comment on these claims.
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== Hats ==
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A great many hats have found their way upon Felix's head as time has gone and he has had a different opinion on each. His favourite to the day remains the old English top hat as it takes him back to the days when [[Mr Ventress]] was socially acceptable.
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== Feet ==
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He has 2 feet
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== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
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*"At least I'm not gay" (donated by [[Chauncey Mulderrig]])
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*"Hi operator, could I please have the number for Jonny Depp.....no don't give me he's not listed! Try Depp comma Jonny, he's expecting my call."
  
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*"You flaming gay"
 
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*"Your face is"
 
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*"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse"
 
  
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*"At least I'm not gay"
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== Violent ==
  
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*"Hooly-hoop" (The civilised way to pronounce hoola-hoop)
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Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers. His most publicised punch would be hitting Tom Sheridan, a universal fat, arrogant, generally disliked vagabond, in early 2007 which led to him recieving a standing ovation upon entrance to his next lesson.
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[[Category:Student Legends|Mulderrig, Felix]]
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[[Category:Legends]]

Latest revision as of 11:57, 28 October 2010

Character

Distracted by bright lights and flashing colours, Felix is a very laid back and highly intellectual guy who, if you get to know him, you would idiolise him like the real father you never had.

Friends

  • You

Favourite Things

  • Astronomy - Thanks mainly to Mr. Oldfield his year 6 teacher
  • Fine Wines
  • Guitarin' like a madman
  • Victoria Jane Kett (She's probably his most favourite....just)

Quotes

  • "At least I'm not gay" (donated by Chauncey Mulderrig)
  • "Hi operator, could I please have the number for Jonny Depp.....no don't give me he's not listed! Try Depp comma Jonny, he's expecting my call."


Violent

Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers. His most publicised punch would be hitting Tom Sheridan, a universal fat, arrogant, generally disliked vagabond, in early 2007 which led to him recieving a standing ovation upon entrance to his next lesson.

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