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*1 2/3 cup granulated sugar | *1 2/3 cup granulated sugar | ||
*2 cups all-purpose flour | *2 cups all-purpose flour | ||
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*Don't forget garnishes such as: | *Don't forget garnishes such as: | ||
| − | *Fish shaped crackers | + | **Fish shaped crackers |
| − | *Fish shaped candies | + | **Fish shaped candies |
| − | *Fish shaped solid waste | + | **Fish shaped solid waste |
| − | *Fish shaped dirt | + | **Fish shaped dirt |
| − | *Fish shaped ethyl benzene | + | **Fish shaped ethyl benzene |
| − | *Pull and peel licorice | + | **Pull and peel licorice |
| − | *Fish shaped volatile organic compounds | + | **Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. |
| − | and sediment shaped sediment. | + | **Candy coated peanut butter pieces... shaped like fish. |
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*1 cup lemon juice. | *1 cup lemon juice. | ||
*Alpha resins. | *Alpha resins. | ||
*Unsaturated polyester resin | *Unsaturated polyester resin | ||
*Fiberglass surface resins | *Fiberglass surface resins | ||
| − | *And volatile milk impoundments | + | *And volatile molten milk impoundments |
*9 large egg yolks | *9 large egg yolks | ||
*12 medium geosynthetic membranes | *12 medium geosynthetic membranes | ||
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*1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb | *1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb | ||
*3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire. | *3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire. | ||
| + | *1tbsp grated orange rhubarb | ||
*1 large rhubarb. | *1 large rhubarb. | ||
*1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. | *1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. | ||
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*Cranial caps. | *Cranial caps. | ||
*And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. | *And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. | ||
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| + | For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve. | ||
Latest revision as of 01:56, 22 February 2008
The Cake Mix
Bobby Thompson (8R) has recently been reciting this cake at every possible, probable, improbable and impossible occasion. I feel it important to tell you.
- One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
- 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
- 3/4 cup vegetable oil
- 4 large eggs
- 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 3/4 cup butter or margarine
- 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- Don't forget garnishes such as:
- Fish shaped crackers
- Fish shaped candies
- Fish shaped solid waste
- Fish shaped dirt
- Fish shaped ethyl benzene
- Pull and peel licorice
- Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
- Candy coated peanut butter pieces... shaped like fish.
- 1 cup lemon juice.
- Alpha resins.
- Unsaturated polyester resin
- Fiberglass surface resins
- And volatile molten milk impoundments
- 9 large egg yolks
- 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
- 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
- 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
- 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
- 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
- 1tbsp grated orange rhubarb
- 1 large rhubarb.
- 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
- 2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
- Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
- Slaughter electric needle injector.
- Cordless electric needle injector.
- Injector needle driver.
- Injector needle gun.
- Cranial caps.
- And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve.
