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| − | William | + | William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). |
| − | + | He also holds the record for making up a random dance on the spot for no apparent reson. If there is such a record. | |
| − | == | + | == The Growler == |
| − | + | Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away | |
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| + | == Moodle == | ||
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| + | Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN". | ||
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| + | or the more popular version. "SAVE A VEGETARIAN - EAT WILL". | ||
==High school Quotes== | ==High school Quotes== | ||
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"Shut up you di**... ...head!" | "Shut up you di**... ...head!" | ||
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"What was that for" | "What was that for" | ||
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| + | "Ya mum" | ||
"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.) | "Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.) | ||
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| + | "OOOOH... (when he sees something he wants, but knows he probably can't have) | ||
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| + | "Ooooooh....bitchy" | ||
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| + | "revelation" | ||
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| + | "uh huh" | ||
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| + | "voooooom!" | ||
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| + | "Balls always seem to hit me" | ||
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| + | "I can not afford a TV Licence" | ||
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| + | "I'm a magnet to balls." | ||
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| + | "Mushrooms." | ||
==The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken== | ==The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken== | ||
| − | Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop an incredible number of things. These include: | + | Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop or rip or... (the list is endless) an incredible number of things. These include: |
| − | - Elliot Rhodes's tie | + | - [[Elliot Rhodes]]'s tie |
- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt | - Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt | ||
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- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch) | - Popped balloon against projector (at first touch) | ||
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| + | - Several bottles resulting in "Urine" round his chair | ||
- Ceiling tile with football | - Ceiling tile with football | ||
| − | - Chris' eye ( | + | - Ceiling tile in PE Changing Rooms with Netball (Kicked) |
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| + | - [[Chris Barratt]]'s eye (By kicking him) | ||
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| + | - Mitch's ruler | ||
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| + | So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. (excluding a countless number of medical bills) | ||
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| + | == The Great Period 4 Bet == | ||
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| + | [[Chris Barratt]] once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. What a truly interesting story. | ||
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| + | ==Form Captain== | ||
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| + | After a devious plan was hatched by [[Elliot Rhodes]], everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. Since the start of year 10 will is no longer form captain after Mitchell Terry thrashed him and various other boys from their form,gaining 23 out of 31 votes. but really,shouldn't this just be on his page to make him sound cool? | ||
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| + | == The Oasis Incident == | ||
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| + | One day, [[Steven Halligan]] reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but [[Dominic Walton]] and [[Thomas Bainbridge]] kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right... | ||
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| + | == Current Total Money Owed == | ||
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| + | This is the Current total (Yet fake) amount of money Will Owes for Various things:- | ||
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| + | '''£1,000,666.42''' | ||
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| + | == Photo Editing == | ||
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| + | Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to [[The William Jessop Photo Gallery]] to see previous attempts and upload your own! | ||
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| + | ==The Year 9 Camp Dancing Incident== | ||
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| + | For some reason whcich is still unknown to this day, Will inexplicably began dancing at the Year 9 Camp Disco. Normally a quiet boy, onlookers were astounded to see Will busting out the moves on the dance floor. It was described by many as a cross between a Irish jig and a puppet. When asked if he was going to try break-dancing, Will declined as he "did not want to look THAT daft". At times large crowds gathered around Will and at one point it descended into a mini mosh pit. | ||
| + | More recently, Will again danced in Room 32 in front of many adoring fans and many, many, many people who were videoing it. As a result, a video of this occasion has appeared on YouTube, posted by a person who is simply called "DomWalton1". The identity of this person is still being investigated. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:36, 24 November 2010
Contents
Records
William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). He also holds the record for making up a random dance on the spot for no apparent reson. If there is such a record.
The Growler
Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away
Moodle
Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN".
or the more popular version. "SAVE A VEGETARIAN - EAT WILL".
High school Quotes
"What the HELL!!!
"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)
"Shut up you di**... ...head!"
"What was that for"
"Ya mum"
"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.)
"OOOOH... (when he sees something he wants, but knows he probably can't have)
"Ooooooh....bitchy"
"revelation"
"uh huh"
"voooooom!"
"Balls always seem to hit me"
"I can not afford a TV Licence"
"I'm a magnet to balls."
"Mushrooms."
The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken
Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop or rip or... (the list is endless) an incredible number of things. These include:
- Elliot Rhodes's tie
- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt
- Glass in door outside Room 89
- Tubes in room 61
- Light covering in Room 31
- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)
- Several bottles resulting in "Urine" round his chair
- Ceiling tile with football
- Ceiling tile in PE Changing Rooms with Netball (Kicked)
- Chris Barratt's eye (By kicking him)
- Mitch's ruler
So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. (excluding a countless number of medical bills)
The Great Period 4 Bet
Chris Barratt once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. What a truly interesting story.
Form Captain
After a devious plan was hatched by Elliot Rhodes, everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. Since the start of year 10 will is no longer form captain after Mitchell Terry thrashed him and various other boys from their form,gaining 23 out of 31 votes. but really,shouldn't this just be on his page to make him sound cool?
The Oasis Incident
One day, Steven Halligan reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but Dominic Walton and Thomas Bainbridge kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...
Current Total Money Owed
This is the Current total (Yet fake) amount of money Will Owes for Various things:-
£1,000,666.42
Photo Editing
Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to The William Jessop Photo Gallery to see previous attempts and upload your own!
The Year 9 Camp Dancing Incident
For some reason whcich is still unknown to this day, Will inexplicably began dancing at the Year 9 Camp Disco. Normally a quiet boy, onlookers were astounded to see Will busting out the moves on the dance floor. It was described by many as a cross between a Irish jig and a puppet. When asked if he was going to try break-dancing, Will declined as he "did not want to look THAT daft". At times large crowds gathered around Will and at one point it descended into a mini mosh pit. More recently, Will again danced in Room 32 in front of many adoring fans and many, many, many people who were videoing it. As a result, a video of this occasion has appeared on YouTube, posted by a person who is simply called "DomWalton1". The identity of this person is still being investigated.
