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Matt is the lanky [[Football|footballer]] and [[Badminton]] player in the class. His best mates are [[Jack Starkie]], [[Tom Knightley]] and [[Andrew Shaw]]. He calls Starkie 'small' all the time which forces him to fight with his head down. Matthew has a reputation to copy but he is generally a safe guy. Matt is the self proclaimed 'ladies man' of [[07G]], but the thing is... he isn't. He calls his four best friends Tom, Jack and Hamzah his: 'Homies' and his other friend [[Annie McCloskey]] his 'bird', or sometimes even his 'lady'. | Matt is the lanky [[Football|footballer]] and [[Badminton]] player in the class. His best mates are [[Jack Starkie]], [[Tom Knightley]] and [[Andrew Shaw]]. He calls Starkie 'small' all the time which forces him to fight with his head down. Matthew has a reputation to copy but he is generally a safe guy. Matt is the self proclaimed 'ladies man' of [[07G]], but the thing is... he isn't. He calls his four best friends Tom, Jack and Hamzah his: 'Homies' and his other friend [[Annie McCloskey]] his 'bird', or sometimes even his 'lady'. | ||
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Revision as of 15:45, 17 June 2011
Matt is the lanky footballer and Badminton player in the class. His best mates are Jack Starkie, Tom Knightley and Andrew Shaw. He calls Starkie 'small' all the time which forces him to fight with his head down. Matthew has a reputation to copy but he is generally a safe guy. Matt is the self proclaimed 'ladies man' of 07G, but the thing is... he isn't. He calls his four best friends Tom, Jack and Hamzah his: 'Homies' and his other friend Annie McCloskey his 'bird', or sometimes even his 'lady'.
His head is kind of shaped like a jug... he tends to abandon his original friends and suck up to really "cool" people. In fact, his head is so far up their arses, they haven't excreted for around 8 months, and his head has become brown from the poo stains on the inside of their bums.
Quotes
- "My ears can make me fly."
- "HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
- "Humza, Humza Humpedy Doo."
