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The Maths Debate

Teacher: "Ok, so we all know that 2+2=4 [laughs]"

Joe: "How can you prove that?"

Teacher: "Well...it just is..."

Joe: "So you keep saying, but do you have any solid evidence to back up your statement?"

Teacher: "Well yes, quite a lot actually. It's a basic maths theo-"

Joe: "DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS MATHS?! IT IS IRRELEVANT! NOBODY EVER USES MATHS! NOBODY! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? YOU SMELL! AREN'T I COOL!

Teacher: "Detention, Joe."

Joe: "YESS! I'M COOL NOW!"

10% of class: "No, you're not".

Joe: "AT LEAST I'M NOT AN EMO"

10% of class: *muffled confusion and words of hatred*

Joes thoughts on Sam Swain

Joe frequently denies his love for Sam in 10B but he brags to everyone else how much he likes her.

"I DO NOT fancy sam!"
"I love Sam"
"NO I dont fancy her!"

As you can see the arguments normally continue like this until he changes his mind about whether or not he loves her!

Nicknames

• Pervy Joe is Joe's main nickname. Sam Swain started this after he perved on her daily on webcam on MSN. It kind of spread to everyone else in the year so now everyone knows him as Pervy Joe. Laura tends to greet joe with a friendly HI PERVY JOE =D. Also known as ginger joe.

joe who? ya know! pervy joe! ginger joe! ahhh yes!

He smells of B.O