Difference between revisions of "Emily Oldfield"

Latest revision as of 20:44, 30 October 2010

Emily Oldfield is in 06S.

Quotes

• "Like this!" Proceeds with a number of hand gestures and strange waves until someone actually makes a guess.. and gets it wrong.
• "Clever."
• " I hate you, but I love you really,"
• Emily: After jed had been repeating 'so is your face' to everything I said "This is getting scary.."
  

Jed: "So is your face!!!"
Emily: "OMG I'm like so stupid!!!!" *small fight breaks out in the middle of the road.*

• Emily: "Ben.."
  
• Ben: *pretends to puke in Emily's face*
  
• Emily: *WHACK*
  
• "Gizza hug!!"
• "woot woot, whoop whoop etc"
• "Lets go jump on the Jamie Oliver Bandwagon!!" *looks of distress/horror from the rest of class* "OMG joke!!!"

• Emily buys randomer a card:
  

Randomer: "You didn't have to!"
Emily "I know."

• Emily: Aww jed, you're gorgeous! =]
  

Jed: So's your face!

• brief pause*
  

• SPIFFY!! =D

• Emily: Wouldn't it be funny if....

Jed: No.

• "OMG ropeswing OMG ropeswing OMG ropeswing OMG ropeswing... etc"

• Nyomintaor!!

• Violence is not the answer. Voilence is the question. Yes is the answer. ;-)

• We're all going to die!

• Emily buys Ellie an evil Japanese voodoo doll for Christmas:
  

Emily: (asks doll) Is Jed ugly?
Doll: SHAKE SHAKE
Jed: Is Emily the ugliest person in the world?
Doll: NOD NOD
Emily: DAMN!!!
(the doll was not controled by someones finger on the back of its head, it was totally independent and probably started the stage of life mentioned below)

in current stage of life where she thinks shes ugly and stupid and so on when she isnt.

itll pass

probably

...........

Edit: IT SHALL!! *proceeds towards emily's face with a golf club and castration knife* Here you go, have wi-fi fun. :D

Nicknames

• Em
• Emzy
• Emz
• Emmy
• Eb
• Emmy babes
• Emmy boo :-P
• Emilllllllllllllllllyyyyyy!!!! =D
• Edible
• That one
• Thing
• The tree of wisdom
• I hate her etc..
• Nyom

Edit if ya wish =)