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* *said very quickly with not much breathing* "miss ive done the homework but the thing is i was on the bus this morning, when a leprechaun got on, set it on fire and fed it to his pet unicorn. but i promise u i did it. i was just sitting there on the bus staring into space when this leprechaun got on and came over ....... (10 mins later) but i promise u i did it" or some other great excuse. sory, REASON | * *said very quickly with not much breathing* "miss ive done the homework but the thing is i was on the bus this morning, when a leprechaun got on, set it on fire and fed it to his pet unicorn. but i promise u i did it. i was just sitting there on the bus staring into space when this leprechaun got on and came over ....... (10 mins later) but i promise u i did it" or some other great excuse. sory, REASON | ||
| − | *"Girls are only good for one thing! | + | *"Girls are only good for one thing! S*****g D**k!" |
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Revision as of 21:56, 2 January 2007
Edward Cittanova joined BRGS VIth Form in September 2005, and, for a brief period of time, was affiliated with "the popular crew". Upon his realistion that he and the said crew just didn't click, "Nova" found friendship in The Waterfoot Luncheon Society. Although he, like others, is regularly categorised into small groups, such as being a fourth corner of the Eidur-Riley-Bromley Triangle, Nova is regarded by most as a free spirit, who freely socialises with anyone he deems fit to socialise with. It is generally agreed that Nova is an excessively lovable student at BRGS, whose floppy hair, and slender physique invites more than just a little cuddle. Edward is extremely laid back, and his "beans" are very much "chilled". He will willingly advise anyone to chill their own, thus demonstrating how he cares for his peers.
FRENCH HERITAGE
- "Nova" was born and raised in one of the many urban ghettos of Paris. Well, maybe not raised as he left at the age of 3 to find a new home in Whitworth. His mother "Joan" passed on some of her English blood, and his father "Eric" passed on some of his French blood. The result, a lanky streak of unusual p*ss (in a positivley positive way). Despite his predominantly English upbringing he has decided to stay loyal to his french roots. Such loyalty was recently displayed during World Cup 2006 where he promptly bought the French national team shirt and claimed to have watched all of the games including the final where they lost to Italy on penalties. His love for football off the pitch is not particularly shared on the pitch despite his natural ability to stand on the goal line and poke the ball in with his converse covered feet. Yes the boy is a poacher infront of goal, but he is also a poacher in another sense. A sexual predator one might say as he is a highly skilled romancer of the female sex.
QUOTES
- "common... i'll have you a french off!"
- Sarah - "Whats lobster?" (as in meaning how do you say lobster in french)
Eddie - "It's one of those red spidery things..."
- Yeah mate, well no, but you see the thing is mate, ahhh dude"
- "I'll give you the homework tommorow miss" - frequently used.
- *said very quickly with not much breathing* "miss ive done the homework but the thing is i was on the bus this morning, when a leprechaun got on, set it on fire and fed it to his pet unicorn. but i promise u i did it. i was just sitting there on the bus staring into space when this leprechaun got on and came over ....... (10 mins later) but i promise u i did it" or some other great excuse. sory, REASON
- "Girls are only good for one thing! S*****g D**k!"
