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Dom Taylor

Dominic J. Taylor is an original raver. Son of the well known DJ, Paul Taylor, he is often found on the last saturday of every month producing looks of amazement, his hands in the air, with his feet at obscure angles and generally raving at fusion to his father's funky tunes. Dom enjoys playing bass, raving and the odd bit of full frontal male sex/groping of bollocks.

Education

Dom attended St. Theodores RC High school. This is believed to be the direct reason of why he enjoys so much male attention. Here he worked his HUGE bollocks off and acquired some decent grades, decent enough to gain entry into the BRGS 6th Form, along with fellow homosexuals, John Waller, Farmer and Tom Marsh. it is here where he formed strong friendships initially with Edward Bishop, and then with the rest of The Waterfoot Luncheon Society.

Lady luck

Dom has been rather sought after in the past few weeks by a number of girls. It seems that the girls have finally seen why all the boys had been paying Dom so much attention. He's a god looking lad with a little bit extra to offer... you know what I mean.

General Exhaling

During times of distress, confusion or joy, Dom is known to communicate solely through the use of constant yet tonal exhaling, neither shaped nor crafted into understandable human language. Stevens experienced this at it's height upon Dom coming into contact with his dog, Fraiser, for the first time after school. Expert Nick Daunt has confirmed fears that it is not in fact some mythical Scottish dialect, leaving it open to interpretation as to what the hell it all means.

Examples of pseudo-words salvaged from the mythical dialect

• "Fraissseeeeeeeeees"
• "WHOAHAHOAH"
• "OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-WHAAAAAAAY-CHTOCK"

Original Ravers

This is a group dedicated to the celebration of house music that is retro. Dom organises a guest list in which people pay half the price to get in. As word of this ability of Dom, popularity amongst the girls has soared. The ravers club includes the likes of Sophie Pickup, Amy Bemmant (Dom's favourite lady), Vicky Shaw and Stacey Bartlett. However the originals were as follows:-

-Dominic Taylor

-John Waller

-Farmer

-Sam Stevens

-Amaad Arshad

-Lewis Gray

-Edward Cittanova

-Becky Burns

-Rachel Holt

Quotes

• "Rave"

• "Aww gawd"

• "Know your role!"

• "Woooooooo"

• "Hhhuuuuhhhhhhh??????"

• "What??????"

• "Well I am half scottish. They're known to have large genetalia... aren't they?"