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Dinnerladies are the people who patrol the form rooms during lunchtime. They often seem to be the cleaners and usually have no tolerance at all for bad behaviour. Most also seem to have been programmed with morals from the 1920s, and if a boy and girl are with a two-metre radius of one another they will be instantly berated for "indecent behaviour". | Dinnerladies are the people who patrol the form rooms during lunchtime. They often seem to be the cleaners and usually have no tolerance at all for bad behaviour. Most also seem to have been programmed with morals from the 1920s, and if a boy and girl are with a two-metre radius of one another they will be instantly berated for "indecent behaviour". | ||
− | Nonetheless, there are some quite awesome dinnerladies, such as the one who consented to marry at least two students, and the one who will let you into the canteen with your shirt out and top button undone, and let you out whilst you are | + | Nonetheless, there are some quite awesome dinnerladies, such as the one who consented to marry at least two students, and the one who will let you into the canteen with your shirt out and top button undone, and let you out whilst you are blatantly eating hot food. |
==Ninja Dinnerlady== | ==Ninja Dinnerlady== | ||
One fine summers day, [[Luke Byrne]] threw a bottle at a dinnerlady who was telling him off, and was heading straight for her. The bottle was headed directly for her at around 60mph. she turned to see this bottle 1ft away from her face, and, in the nick of time she dodged it... amazing skills for a common dinner lady, I'm sure you will agree! | One fine summers day, [[Luke Byrne]] threw a bottle at a dinnerlady who was telling him off, and was heading straight for her. The bottle was headed directly for her at around 60mph. she turned to see this bottle 1ft away from her face, and, in the nick of time she dodged it... amazing skills for a common dinner lady, I'm sure you will agree! |
Revision as of 21:33, 10 February 2010
Dinnerladies are the people who patrol the form rooms during lunchtime. They often seem to be the cleaners and usually have no tolerance at all for bad behaviour. Most also seem to have been programmed with morals from the 1920s, and if a boy and girl are with a two-metre radius of one another they will be instantly berated for "indecent behaviour".
Nonetheless, there are some quite awesome dinnerladies, such as the one who consented to marry at least two students, and the one who will let you into the canteen with your shirt out and top button undone, and let you out whilst you are blatantly eating hot food.
Ninja Dinnerlady
One fine summers day, Luke Byrne threw a bottle at a dinnerlady who was telling him off, and was heading straight for her. The bottle was headed directly for her at around 60mph. she turned to see this bottle 1ft away from her face, and, in the nick of time she dodged it... amazing skills for a common dinner lady, I'm sure you will agree!
If you don't believe me, look at this picture. Can't see her can you? Because she's a ninja!