Difference between revisions of "Ben Brown"
| (15 intermediate revisions by 12 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| + | Friends with [[Sky West]] (but he's more than friends with sky), [[Hannah Potts]] and [[Bethan Gregory]]. Also known as the legendary Guacamole Jeff who is apparently some kind of advanced version of Capeman who is now reported to be a smell or a turd! Sadly the worshippers have lost interest in him somewhat but he is still regarded as a supreme being. | ||
| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | |||
| + | "The meaning of life is to keep clean." | ||
| + | |||
| + | "You need to spruce it up a little ;)" | ||
| + | |||
| + | "You do understand, we need to do this now?" | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Master of all puddles?== | ||
| + | |||
| + | By his insane logic, inspired by the word wiki he claims to be the master of all puddles. The thought runs something like this: | ||
| + | |||
| + | 1. Wiki means wee key, scottish for a small key.<br> | ||
| + | 2. A small key opens a small lock.<br> | ||
| + | 3. Convert this back into scottish, a small lock is a wee lock.<br> | ||
| + | 4. In scotland loch (like lock) means lake.<br> | ||
| + | 5. A wee loch (small lake) is a puddle.<br> | ||
| + | 6. Ben owns a small key, which opens small locks.<br> | ||
| + | 7. Because Ben owns the key he is the master of all puddles.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | I told you the logic was insane. | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[Category:04S]] | ||
| + | [[Category:05B]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Sixth Formers|Brown, Benjamin]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:18, 20 December 2010
Friends with Sky West (but he's more than friends with sky), Hannah Potts and Bethan Gregory. Also known as the legendary Guacamole Jeff who is apparently some kind of advanced version of Capeman who is now reported to be a smell or a turd! Sadly the worshippers have lost interest in him somewhat but he is still regarded as a supreme being.
Quotes
"The meaning of life is to keep clean."
"You need to spruce it up a little ;)"
"You do understand, we need to do this now?"
Master of all puddles?
By his insane logic, inspired by the word wiki he claims to be the master of all puddles. The thought runs something like this:
1. Wiki means wee key, scottish for a small key.
2. A small key opens a small lock.
3. Convert this back into scottish, a small lock is a wee lock.
4. In scotland loch (like lock) means lake.
5. A wee loch (small lake) is a puddle.
6. Ben owns a small key, which opens small locks.
7. Because Ben owns the key he is the master of all puddles.
I told you the logic was insane.
