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The Real William Jessop

William is known to "poke" Mitchell Terry, Chris Barratt and Oliver Doyle-Nicholls, he also seems to follow oli chris and lordy around. Little does he know that every time he does this, they get p***ed off with will more and more. Will also used to give Mitchell Terry Swot knots, but whenever Mitchell attempted to give him one back, William Jessop would become enraged! Also he is a theif, as he steals everything from sweets from people's pockets to Drink bottles from People's bags (See THE OASIS INCIDENT below)

Records

William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of". He once tried to shave it off, and cut himself.

The Growler

Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away

Moodle

Will spends all his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN". Real predictable. His logo is shown below, with a slight edit:

High school Quotes

"What the HELL!!!

"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)

"Shut up you di**... ...head!"

"Voomm"(with middle finger pulled out of pocket)

"Cough."(in speech)

"What was that for"

"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.)

"OOOOH... (when he sees something he wants, but knows he probably can't have)

"Ooooooh....bitchy"

The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken

Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop an incredible number of things. These include:

- Elliot Rhodes's tie

- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt

- Glass in door outside Room 89

- Tubes in room 61

- Light covering in Room 31

- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)

- Several bottles resulting in "Urine" round his chair

- Ceiling tile with football

- Ceiling tile in PE Changing Rooms with Netball (Kicked)

- Chris Barratt's eye (while waving his legs saying he needed to control them)

So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone.

The Great Period 4 Bet

Chris Barratt once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds.

Form Captain

After a devious plan was hatched by Elliot Rhodes, everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He proudly wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students.

Will's Top 5

1. Gemma Wardle

2. Amber Newbiggin-Lister

3. Becky Shutt

4. Becky Whitehead

5. Sam Law.

No Heidi or Georgia, strange boy...

The Oasis Incident

One day, Steven Halligan reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but Dominic Walton and Thomas Bainbridge kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...

Edit Name

He often edits pages under the name Anonymous. He actually only edits HIS page.

Current Total Money Owed

This is the Current total amount of money Will Owes for Various things:-

£1,000,666.42

Photo Editing

Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to The William Jessop Photo Gallery to see previous attempts and upload your own!

Resemblance to The Stig

Some say his urine glows in the dark. Or that he has 12 vibrating dildos in a gola shoe box under his bed. All we know is... he's called Will!