Difference between revisions of "Will Jessop"
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William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of". | William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of". | ||
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- [[Chris Barratt]]'s eye (while waving his legs saying he needed to control them) | - [[Chris Barratt]]'s eye (while waving his legs saying he needed to control them) | ||
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| + | So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. | ||
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| + | == The Great Period 4 Bet == | ||
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| + | [[Chris Barratt]] once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. | ||
==Form Captain== | ==Form Captain== | ||
After a devious plan was hatched by [[Elliot Rhodes]], everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He proudly wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. | After a devious plan was hatched by [[Elliot Rhodes]], everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He proudly wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. | ||
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| + | == The Oasis Incident == | ||
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| + | One day, [[Steven Halligan]] reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but [[Dominic Walton]] and [[Thomas Bainbridge]] kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right... | ||
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| + | == Edit Name == | ||
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| + | He often edits pages under the name Anonymous. He actually only edits HIS page. | ||
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| + | == Current Total Money Owed == | ||
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| + | This is the Current total amount of money Will Owes for Various things:- | ||
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| + | '''£666.42''' | ||
Revision as of 06:29, 15 March 2008
The Real William Jessop
William is known to "poke" Mitchell Terry, Chris Barratt and Oliver Doyle-Nicholls, he also seems to follow oli chris and lordy around. Little does he know that every time he does this, they get p***ed off with will more and more. Will also used to give Mitchell Terry Swot knots, but whenever Mitchell attempted to give him one back, William Jessop would become enraged!
Contents
Records
William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of". He once tried to shave it off, and cut himself.
High school Quotes
"What the HELL!!!
"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)
"Shut up you di**... ...head!"
"Voomm"(with middle finger pulled out of pocket)
"Cough."(in speech)
"What was that for"
"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.)
The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken
Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop an incredible number of things. These include:
- Elliot Rhodes's tie
- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt
- Glass in door outside Room 89
- Tubes in room 61
- Light covering in Room 31
- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)
- Ceiling tile with football
- Chris Barratt's eye (while waving his legs saying he needed to control them)
So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone.
The Great Period 4 Bet
Chris Barratt once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds.
Form Captain
After a devious plan was hatched by Elliot Rhodes, everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He proudly wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students.
The Oasis Incident
One day, Steven Halligan reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but Dominic Walton and Thomas Bainbridge kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...
Edit Name
He often edits pages under the name Anonymous. He actually only edits HIS page.
Current Total Money Owed
This is the Current total amount of money Will Owes for Various things:-
£666.42
