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| + | Ryan Gray is possibly the most lifeless student you will ever come across; he is extremely rare and hard to find since there's absoultely nothing significant about him whatsoever. His interests are The Matrix, World Wrestling Entertainment and The Jeremey Kyle Show. Nothing else is known of his life outside BRGS, yet rumour has it he enjoys strolling around nearby parks wearing nothing but his 'Shawn Michaels tight lycra pants' (which he bought on eBay) and leather Neo trench coat (which he swapped for a Morpheus Calendar at a Matrix convention back in '02).<br> | ||
| + | The following is Ryan Gray's personal profile which he uses for Windows Live Messenger and no doubt countless other online services wherbey he can pretend to be someone he is clearly not. Pay particular attention to his fake date of birth.<br> | ||
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| + | <i>Contact info</i> | ||
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| + | Gender: Male<br> | ||
| + | Occupation: Uni Student - Yeah Its hard work<br> | ||
| + | Location: Brighton, England<br> | ||
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| + | <i>Personal</i><br> | ||
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| + | Name: Ryan Gray<br> | ||
| + | Home address: Brighton United Kingdom<br> | ||
| + | Birthday: July 5, 1987<br> | ||
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| + | <i>Social</i> | ||
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| + | Marital status: In a relationship<br> | ||
| + | Hometown: Rossendale, Lancashire<br> | ||
| + | Places lived: Brighton - for just over a year<br> | ||
| + | Humor: Raunchy<br> | ||
| + | Fashion: Designer<br> | ||
| + | Pets: No, but I want pets<br> | ||
| + | Music: Rock<br> | ||
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| + | Here are just two of Ryan's many online gaming profiles, in which he yet again pretends to be someone he isn't, in order to act out his deepest darkest fantasies. | ||
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| + | Things to look out for:<br> | ||
| + | -The number of gaming hours he has meticulously invested in such a wise and productive task as The Matrix Online.<br> | ||
| + | -The fact that this week alone he has played 11 hours of The Sims Nightlife.<br> | ||
| + | -<b>He still maintains that he is 18 and lives in Brighton, where he attends university and is in a stable relationship with a female.</b><br> | ||
| + | -The fact that he is currently online at the time of the snapshot.<br> | ||
| + | -One of the profiles is only 10 months old, yet the sheer amount of hours of dedication put in on several games by Ryan is astonishing.<br> | ||
| + | -The fact that he actually has 2 profiles in order to split the hours and make it look like he doesn't spend his <i>entire</i> life on video games.<br> | ||
| + | -He actually has more virtual friends that he does in 'real life'. About 128x more actually. | ||
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| + | <b>--Quotes--</b> | ||
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| + | "Yeah Triple H does have the strength but you have to admit that Kurt Angle has the dexterity."<br> | ||
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| + | "I was up until about 4am attending a 'Matrix Online' trial, I was supposed to be uploading evidence but one of the defendants pleaded guilty so the admin said I could just sit in the lobby and view source. That was one crazy weekend." | ||
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| + | [[Category:Sixth Formers|Gray, Ryan]] | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 28 September 2006
Ryan Gray is possibly the most lifeless student you will ever come across; he is extremely rare and hard to find since there's absoultely nothing significant about him whatsoever. His interests are The Matrix, World Wrestling Entertainment and The Jeremey Kyle Show. Nothing else is known of his life outside BRGS, yet rumour has it he enjoys strolling around nearby parks wearing nothing but his 'Shawn Michaels tight lycra pants' (which he bought on eBay) and leather Neo trench coat (which he swapped for a Morpheus Calendar at a Matrix convention back in '02).
The following is Ryan Gray's personal profile which he uses for Windows Live Messenger and no doubt countless other online services wherbey he can pretend to be someone he is clearly not. Pay particular attention to his fake date of birth.
Contact info
Gender: Male
Occupation: Uni Student - Yeah Its hard work
Location: Brighton, England
Personal
Name: Ryan Gray
Home address: Brighton United Kingdom
Birthday: July 5, 1987
Social
Marital status: In a relationship
Hometown: Rossendale, Lancashire
Places lived: Brighton - for just over a year
Humor: Raunchy
Fashion: Designer
Pets: No, but I want pets
Music: Rock
Here are just two of Ryan's many online gaming profiles, in which he yet again pretends to be someone he isn't, in order to act out his deepest darkest fantasies.
Things to look out for:
-The number of gaming hours he has meticulously invested in such a wise and productive task as The Matrix Online.
-The fact that this week alone he has played 11 hours of The Sims Nightlife.
-He still maintains that he is 18 and lives in Brighton, where he attends university and is in a stable relationship with a female.
-The fact that he is currently online at the time of the snapshot.
-One of the profiles is only 10 months old, yet the sheer amount of hours of dedication put in on several games by Ryan is astonishing.
-The fact that he actually has 2 profiles in order to split the hours and make it look like he doesn't spend his entire life on video games.
-He actually has more virtual friends that he does in 'real life'. About 128x more actually.
--Quotes--
"Yeah Triple H does have the strength but you have to admit that Kurt Angle has the dexterity."
"I was up until about 4am attending a 'Matrix Online' trial, I was supposed to be uploading evidence but one of the defendants pleaded guilty so the admin said I could just sit in the lobby and view source. That was one crazy weekend."
