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9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister. | 9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister. | ||
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[[Category:Year 8]] | [[Category:Year 8]] | ||
Revision as of 16:06, 23 December 2007
Owain Dawson
Owain is currently in 8R, and is a good friend of Bobby Thompson and Joe Holdsworth-Miller. That's about it, except for the one thing that makes him stand out from the crowd: PENGUINS.
THE PENGUINS ARE COMING
Owain Dawson has a seemingly fanatical obsession with penguins. He has penguin keychains, penguin plush toys and even penguin based video games. He hated Bobby Thompson's idea of breeding a penguin with a radiator or a spoon, and has been known to fortell the world's end at the hand of penguins on a regular basis. His plans for world domination always include penguins. He has even claiming to have an army of undead penguins. One not so memorable time was when a teacher put his teddy penguin in the bin to demonstrate something. This resulted in a mass of "Awww"'s from about half the class.
Favourite Hobbies
Owains favourite hobbies include:
- Playing on Star Ocean 3
- Annoying Joseph
- Judo (Eve I'm not allowed to do Judo outside Judo sessions unless in complete self defence, as in I'm being mugged) (Joseph fight like his knee is a weapon which it would be if he didn't hold it up to his stomach so he is off balance)
- Irritating Joseph
- Playing on adventure quest
- Pulling pranks on Joseph
- Talking about penguins
- Laughing at Joseph
- Watching TV
- Using Josephs crap sence of balance to his advantage by pushing Joseph into large groups of girls and then watching as they attack him.
Quotes
- JOSEPH GET LOST
- For god's sake Joseph! STOP!
- Yes Saim. We're meant to break it.
- If you give me money, I'll let you have Canada.
- Joseph, can i borrow 50p? I'll pay you back in my next life. Joseph then lends him 50p.
- Okay...lets all slowly back away annnnnnnd RUN!
- It wasn't me. It was Saim!
The world hates me
9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister. He is totally gay
