Difference between revisions of "Mr Wilkinson"

Revision as of 18:35, 22 November 2006

An overly jolly person, it would appear that Mr. Wilkinson is unable to pull off other facial expressions than those of sheer joy - For unknown reasons.

General Studies

Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...

Other Person who edits things: I Totally agree

Quotes

• Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
• Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*

• "Put your name on that badboy"

• Student: "Sir what have you invented?"
• Sir: "What have I invented? My inventions are fantastic! The MP3 player - that was me, Gravity - one of mine, jam - that was me too."

Ok...what kind of warped mind is teaching us here?

• Sir: "just give the rod a good rub and it should... *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* oh... well ermm..."
• student :"Sir i don't think your rod works"
• Sir: "Steady on!"

• on duty o atroturf.. ball comes to him, he gets tackled by kid (mose) :" fuck"