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The Friendlier Headmaster

Smooth Transition in BRGS Regime Change

On his arrival at the school, the current serving headmaster has made a large impression on the everyday life of the school. Eliminating fizzy drinks and chocolate bars from the drinks machines in an effort to jump on the Jamie Oliver bandwagon, the new headmaster has really dealt with the issues that matter the most.

Lord Morris set up the guitar group, as well as outlining his proposed directon for the school in his arrival speech.

Quotes

"It'll get (clasps hands) that extra bit (unclasps hands) for the Sports hall"

"We're in the (clasps hands) business of producing well (unclasps hands) rounded individuals"

"Part and parcel"

In response to a request for the school to take part in a make poverty history/ send my friend colouring in campaign exercise "We don't want the people who aren't too good at art to feel left out" ...

... to which I responded "Er, it's aimed at 7 year olds- I'm sure they'd cope".

Staff Wars

Evil Mastermind

Marc Morris was one of the key players in the demise of the BRGS. In a massive assault on the vessel, after his Sports Hall was rushed to completion, due to Count Bewku's intervention, the headmaster boarded the ship with a legion of welfare troopers and attempted to eliminate all resistance.

Lord Morris was left severly injured after being thrown into a vat of cement in the Sports Hall by Count Bewku. He now has a mechanical mouth.

Another thing to note, for KOTOR players, is how much he looks like Darth Malak when he's wearing his fleece.. very scary!

Weapons of Choice

Tedium Ray, Lightsaber, Formulaic Lightning