Revision as of 13:22, 22 November 2006

Ex-Music teacher...

General Behaviour

• Her day-to-day behaviour is not known to most normal people, as she usually spends at least three quarters of the lesson elsewhere, and only showing up on time once in a blue moon (which strangely coincides with the one day that you end up being late to the lesson, resulting in a good telling off).

• Miss Roberts has now left to persue a career in music elsewhere

• Had a mysterious, unexplainable hatred for all boys. Was known on multiple occasions to send all the boys in a class out of the room.

• Hated the sound effects on the keyboards. Especially the wild west collection of sounds often used by Adam Taylor to disrupt lessons.

Quotes

• "I'm not going to tell you what you're doing untill you ALL arrive..."

• "You are the most important people in my school life at the moment... I'm off to mark Singaporean Exams... get on with it..." (Typically this occurs before most of the class gets there)

• "I don't want to waste anymore time having a go at you... ONE MORE THING"

• "Going to Choir, and Band, and wind band, and jazz group, and senior orchestra will really help with you composition..."

• "You need to spend more time on your composition..."

• "I never see you doing composition when you come up here..." (when you're doing an extra curricular activity every lunchtime HOW)

• "It's really unacceptable how we start every lesson this late. Now just think about that whilst I go and photocopy these sheets."

• "HELLO?"

• "What naughty children. Be quiet. No. Bad children."