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Hassan is a karate kid who uses the catchphrase "i'll break your neck g** boy, i'm trained to!" but to be honest after all his years of learning karate he still couldn't beat up a year 7. Still he provides a ton of comic relief for his 'gang' of friends and they love laughing at himm, i mean WITH him. Hassan rules wooooooooo! ---- The guy means well, he is very into his drama though, and gets very cross when you do not read your copy of Hamlet with feeling, and can be heard frequently saying "ok, good but can you like add some feeling or emotion into it at all like when you are reading..." and he trails off as he realises no-one is listening and goes back to pacing the length of the reading circle. Hard to listen to for a long time, but he has his comical moments i.e. "why are you closing your eyes Hassan?" reply; "i'm visualising!" ... *pause*... "of course..." In year 7 his nickname was the Queen of Evil Mutant Squirrels. This is because he once explained to the whole class in an RS lesson how squirrels were going to mutate and take over the world, or something like that anyway.
This guy is a legend!!!


== Hassans Music Career ==


Hassan is a very "talented" musician, he has already wrote many songs, many of which he thought up in the middle of lessons! These include: "I'm gonna take you to the hassan shop" "Man, I feel like a Hassan" "Don't stop Hassan now" and "Every Hassan dance now". One song which he claims to not be about himself is entitled "Nobless wonder". If you want to hear these amazing songs live, sit next to him in class, and wait till he randomly starts singing. You're in for a treat! His father has recently bought him a guitar for Eid, which he is trying (I emphasise trying) to learn and POSSIBLY play. Many of his friends have already denied to helping him because of his strange comical sense in making fun of them.

== Hassans Album ==

If he ever decideds he can be bothered to record it, Hassan is making an album of his amazing songs, so you don't have to put up with sitting next to him for the rest of the lesson when he isn't singing. Anyway, the album is under the name lil' Hus , and has over 10 authentic Hassan songs, including those in 'Hassans music career', and:

-Promiscuous Hus
-Mumba no. Hus
-Bohemian Hus

And more!!
There have been rumours of a Hassan/Arshad duet. A sneak preview: "Man, I feel like a Hassan" (and to the little tune that follows) "Why am I in this set?"

Ask Hassan for details
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