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[[Image:603212744_l.jpg|thumb|Wez & his acoustic.]]

=About=

Wez (or Wesley as he is called by very few teachers) has been in attendace at BRGS since september 2000 when the little nipper started in the form [[7G]]. 

Our friend has since grown by a fair amount as has his locks of hair for which he is quite well known.

Everyone remembers the time when Wez sat on [[Ross Campbell Carmen]] head during a fight in the cubby hole in [[Year 7]]. Ross cried, and the fight was over.

=Music Man=

Wez is famed throughout BRGS for his singing and guitar abilities. Over the course of 7 years he has been involved in a number of musical odysses including a band known as ''NOAH''.

==Gay Bar==

Wez has maintained a position as one of BRGS's resident funnies by performing Gay Bar, all the live long day.

[http://www.digirage.com/james/Wez%20-%20Gay%20Bar.asf What remains of this televisual phenominon is right here!]	 
	 
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==Karaoke==

The crowd went wild on Friday 20th October 2006 when Wez and [[James Hesketh|Heskey]] ran on stage during dinner time and performed live for the [[Half-Term]] Karaoke singing ''Eight Days A Week'' by ''The Beatles'', complete with harmonised vocals & fully acoustic.  

=Quotes=

*When [[Fod]] was whistling "the final countdown" in a maths lesson ''"you just can't not whistle the final countdown in maths!''
*''You're not a sponge'' (generally directed in the direction of Mr Lees)
*''You tell me'' (see above)
*To [[Mr Ventress]]:''You're my favourite Ventress''
*To [[James Hesketh|Heskey]]:''You can't even spell '''LOVE''' how the cock did you get on an English course?!''

 [[Mr Jackson]]:''Who do you think you are boy''
 Wez:''I'm Batman sir''

 [[Mr Haycocks]]: ''Wez you sexy beast''
 Wez: ''You're just trying to get me to enter a promiscuous relationship with you aren't you?''
 [[Mr Haycocks]]: ''And don't you know it!''

 [[Mr Patrick]]: ''I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy''
 Wez: ''Do you want to share or shaft?''
 (Said at the time Kilroy was hosting the game show ''"shaft"'')

 Wez: ''So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain''
 [[Dr Robinson]]: ''Don't talk about G-strings in front of people, it inflames them''
 Wez: ''Sir, I was talking about the G-string on a guitar''

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