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=Background=
Becky is from Bacup, luckily she can see the funny side of this, and will often offer to give you a high five saying, 'Gimme six!'

=='Becky Wins'==
For some reason when we were in either year 10 or 11 it was universally agreed that life is one big game of 'Becky Wins'. At the time it worked in our favour, nowadays it is commonly viewed as <u>the worst mistake we ever made</u>. Becky <i>has</i> been known to be wrong on occasion (like about feminism). The scores currently stand at Catt:1, Chris:4, Dani:1, Becky:1million.

The reasoning behind Chris winning so many times is unknown. If anyone can remember any of the reasons, feel free to write them down and post them somewhere.

=Main points of Becky=

[[Image:BECKYLCR.JPG|thumb|Becky in LCR. R.I.P Non-Uniform.]]

*"that boy what she is quite fond of" aka [[Christopher Haworth|Chris]]
*The infamous 'pink coat'. Likened to the hide of a Jim Henson puppet.
*Her strange love of making large holes in her own earlobes. This being 14mm in both ear lobes, another 4mm in her left earlobe and a solitary, and some may say boring, plain old 1.6mm piercing in her right earlobe. This one has a ascaffolding bar through it, so it looks extra daft. 
*Her assertion that HIM are the best band on the face of the planet whatever [[Dani Mannion]] may think. Becky and HIM have a special relationship, best time being the HIM beefs encountered in Manchester (aka the place of all evil) with HIM buddy [[Eleanor Cocker|Eleanor]] who she also has many feminist/chauvinist fights with. Feminism is so obviously better so don't listen to Becky
*Pie butties, yay! (aka. the Growler) However, only meat and potato pie butties, everything else is classed as immoral.
*Becky has a great love of rainbows and neon, and these are her favourite colours, along with glittery!
*Enjoys nothing more than a good battle with [[christopher haworth|Chris]] in the common room.
*Has an amazing ability to give fantastic nipple twists to any boy. ever.
*Her undying love of bikes that she hasn't realised she has yet 
*Tuna Mayonnaise & Baked Beans!
*Becky and [[Catherine Johnson|Catt]] are the best people in the world. <u>Ever.</u> You know it's true.
*Mr. Ventress has previously describe becky as..."an utterly loathesome child".

=="It's like Feminist Terrets..."==
One of the small insufferable things that gets on Becky's nerves is the general existence of Feminism, and Feminists in the world. Ironically, however, one of her best friends,[[Eleanor Cocker]] is the biggest feminist (to anyones knowledge) in BRGS at the minute (closley followed by Lotta-who is also a vegetarian. Coincidence? Very doubtful...). Recently, Becky has taken to accusing Eleanorof reading "feminist literature" every time she sees her with a book. Granted this is usually the case, but in Becky's view feminists should be treated with utmost suspicion at all times. Even the Eleanor ones.
At one point, Becky's anti-feminist values manifested themselves into a Chauvanist support group, also containing [[Luke Bramwell]], and had the slogan "Take the money off the women and give it to the men".
If any meetings had taken place, they would have definitley contained drinking brandy, smoking cigars and wearing some form of hat.
Much of the feminist bashing originated in English Literature AS levels, where, as an immature Lower Sixth, Becky and Eleanor both studied 'The Color Purple', which Mrs. Hollick so kindly renamed a bunch of "sentimental claptrap". 
Becky has no real reason for hating feminists, other than that she loves men far, far too much for her own good.

=Feminist Quotes...=
*"I don't like being a feminist, it hurts my elbows."
*"I love you Eleanor, even though you are a feminist"
*"Vegetarians are bad....becoming a vegetarian is only a few steps away from becoming a femenist".

==Quotes==
*"These squares are boggling my mind!" - When forgetting what she was saying half way through a sentence, whilst eating a packet of salt and vinegar Squares 
*"Catt, you're a wanker... but you're a sexy wanker so it's ok." (This then became one of her numerous pet names for Catt, who in turn named Becky her "amazing gayboy" through similar circumstances.)
*"I dunno, I mean, Im not a big drinker...(long dramatic pause)..yeah thats a big sweaty lie isnt it?"
*"HI DANE! HI DANE'S NIPPLES!"
*"The lesbian keeps buying me drinks!" - (At the top of her voice when the music died down at Lotta's 18th)

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