View source for Owain Dawson

== Owain Dawson ==
Owain is currently in 8R, and is a good friend of [[Bobby Thompson]] and [[Joe Holdsworth-Miller]]. 

== Factfile ==
Name : Owain George John Dawson (stupid parents giving me double middle name...)

Age : 12

Birthday : 16th Febuary

That's about it, except for the one thing that makes me stand out from the crowd: PENGUINS.

== THE PENGUINS ARE COMING ==
Owain Dawson has a seemingly fanatical obsession with penguins. He has penguin keychains, penguin plush toys and even penguin based video games. He hated [[Bobby Thompson]]'s idea of breeding a penguin with a radiator or a spoon, and has been known to fortell the world's end at the hand of penguins on a regular basis. His plans for world domination always include penguins. He has even claiming to have an army of undead penguins. One not so memorable time was when a teacher put his teddy penguin in the bin to demonstrate something. This resulted in a mass of "Awww"'s from about half the class.

== Favourite Hobbies ==
Owains favourite hobbies include:
*Playing on Star Ocean 3
*Annoying Joseph
*Judo (Eve I'm not allowed to do Judo outside Judo sessions unless in complete self defence, as in I'm being mugged) (Joseph fight like his knee is a weapon which it would be if he didn't hold it up to his stomach so he is off balance)
*Irritating Joseph
*Playing on adventure quest
*Pulling pranks on Joseph
*Talking about penguins
*Laughing at Joseph
*Watching TV
*Using Josephs crap sence of balance to his advantage by pushing Joseph into large groups of girls and then watching as they attack him.


== Quotes ==
*JOSEPH GET LOST

*For god's sake Joseph! STOP!

*Yes Saim. We're meant to break it.

*If you give me money, I'll let you have Canada.

*Joseph, can i borrow 50p? I'll pay you back in my next life. Joseph then lends him 50p.

*Okay...lets all slowly back away annnnnnnd RUN!

* It wasn't me. It was Saim!

== The world hates me ==
9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister. 


[[Category:Year 8]]