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An overly jolly person, it would appear that Mr. Wilkinson is unable to pull off other facial expressions than those of sheer joy - For unknown reasons.

Well known for setting random questions at the end of tests, such as "Now that you have finished, draw a picture of a badger"

==Mischeivous Streak==

He likes to freeze the projector screen, and secretly use ranger.

In A-level physics lessons, Mr. Wilkinson has become renowned for his "mischeivous streak". A prime example being one physics lesson in room 7: 

'''The Curse of the Uncontrallable Cursor.'''
<br>The evil mastermind sets the class work on the computers, whilst secretly hatching a mischeivous plan. As the unsuspecting [[Emily Lester]] sits at her computer, innocently getting on with work, something mysterious beings to happen. Her mouse cursor begins to move on its own, making it's way slowly to the bottom left of the screen to the "start" button. As the cursor takes a life of its own, cautiosly moving through the menus toward accessories, paint, Emily begins to be worried. As the paint window opens, and the cursor, still with a life of its own starts to draw out letters: first P, followed by an O and another O, Emily shouts. As a small crowd of student appear around her computer as she explains what events just transpired, Mr Wilkinson makes his way over. His eternal grin stifled beneath his attempts to hide his amusement. As the crowd look on in wonder and the mischeivous acheivements of the mouse cursor, Mr Wilkinson breaks into a huge grin and begins to chuckle. He can't hold it in any longer. Emily turns round:

"Oh my god! It was you!"

Mr Wilkinson breaks into full blown laughter as the class join in.

==General Studies==

Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...

He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.

[[Category:Teachers|Wilkinson, Mr]]

==Quotes==

*Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
**Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*


*"Can anyone tell me the mass of a llama?"


* "Put your name on that badboy"


* Student: "Sir what have you invented?"
**Sir: "What have I invented? My inventions are fantastic! The MP3 player - that was me,  Gravity - one of mine, jam - that was me too."
Ok...what kind of warped mind is teaching us here?


*Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..."
**Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works"
***Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!"


*Student: Sir, do you wear Lipliner?
**Wilkinson[rapidly, going red]: No, whats Lipliner?


*Calum: "Sir, we did this in chemistry yesterday..."
**Wilkinson: "Who's your chemistry teacher?"
***Calum: "Mr Ashton"
****Wilkinson: "Is he the one who looks like the BFG?"


*Wilkinson: (Whilst showing the difference with the symbol for density and momentum) The gay P and the normal P.


*Student:Sir, are you going to the Disco tonight?
**Wilkinson:Yeah, I got the mooooovvees