Mrs Sawle

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Mrs Sawle

Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.

She find Shane, Luke and Usman(8R) very annoying because of constant chattering, forgeting homework and equipment.


Strange

Ollie coughs

Mrs Sawle spins round at lightening speed and says 'What ARE you doing? Will you stop it?'

Ollie: I was coughing...I have hayfever Miss.

Mrs Sawle: Well, stop it

The whole class starts coughing

Mrs Sawle: Has everyone got hayfever now?


Boy swinging back on chair

MS: Please don't swing back on your chair. Did you know that wherever you injure yourself on your head it always sprays out?

Boy: No Miss

MS: Well, as a qualified first aider, I would have to deal with YOUR blood. And then you would be covered in vomit as well!

Usman swings back on chair

MS: Did the blood story not teach you anything? Chloe, tell him. It'll be you covered in his blood.

Look of horror comes over Chloe's face.