Chris: New page: During the reign of Mr Morris the First, there were a wide variety of machines around school, designed to give you that all-important sugar boost at a reasonable...

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New page: During the reign of Mr Morris the First, there were a wide variety of machines around school, designed to give you that all-important sugar boost at a reasonable...

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During the reign of [[Mr (Martyn) Morris OBE|Mr Morris the First]], there were a wide variety of machines around school, designed to give you that all-important sugar boost at a reasonable price. From the reliable old chocolate machine to the Coke machine, students of all ages gathered around to grab "lunch on the go".

With the arrival of [[Mr (Marc) Morris II|Mr Morris the Newer]] however, this all changed. Whether a personal vendetta against such "unhealthy" items (or more likely to coincide with new government guidelines) these machines have been replaced with brand new "healthier" ones. These are easily recognisable:

#They are always broken, due to the arm getting stuck
#They charge about £1.50 for a slightly bruised apple
#They are absent of any fizzy beverages, even though the drinks that replaced them are arguably more unhealthy (read the sugar content). This is also true of the "health snacks" - check out the sugar content of a Rice Krispie Square bar

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Chris: New page: During the reign of Mr Morris the First, there were a wide variety of machines around school, designed to give you that all-important sugar boost at a reasonable...