Mrs Sharp - Revision history

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Clizard: my eyesight must be going funny :) l = k

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my eyesight must be going funny :) l = k

Dangerousx at 21:49, 27 October 2010

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Clizard: WIP. I got half way through and became, disheartened. Quote culling.

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WIP. I got half way through and became, disheartened. Quote culling.

Dangerousx at 22:06, 1 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 20:57, 29 September 2010

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Funny123: :p

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Funny123 at 16:40, 12 May 2010

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Magical Trevor at 11:56, 12 April 2010

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 =Biography=

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 =Biography=
-'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school [[Maths]] lessons. Unlike the conventional "turn it off and back on again", Mrs Sharp's tales are a more innovative approach to problem-solving:
+'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school [[Maths]] lessons. Unlike the conventional "turn it off and back on again", Mrs Sharp takes a more innovative approach to problem-solving:
 ) Consulting VisualBasic for dummies.

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 =Biography=
-'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school maths lessons. Unlike the conventional "turn it off and back on again", Mrs Sharp tales a more innovative approach to problem-solving:
+'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school [[Maths]] lessons. Unlike the conventional "turn it off and back on again", Mrs Sharp's tales are a more innovative approach to problem-solving:
 ) Consulting VisualBasic for dummies.

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 =Biography=
-'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school maths lessons. For you guys who don't know Mrs Sharp, you'll find her down Waterfoot with her school CHUM [[Mrs Read]] romantically dining at lunch, frequently visiting Cordey's. She is best identified by her apparent lack of problem solving ability. When faced with a problem she will fall back into one of four pre-installed modes.
+'''Mrs Sharp''' is an [[A-Level]] Computing "teacher", who occasionally participates in lower school maths lessons. Unlike the conventional "turn it off and back on again", Mrs Sharp tales a more innovative approach to problem-solving:
 ) Consulting VisualBasic for dummies.
 ) Deleting several lines of code and then saying "I'm just going to walk over..........." leaving  before she finishes the sentence
-However, she is still the best teacher to have at A level, for any subject. In the (5 person) A level computing class last year, there was an average of 3 members in attendance at any one point. This was made better by the flexible lesson timings, which involved 3 members (Phil Ed and Sam) walking in around 15 minutes late every lesson (Ed's record was 50 minutes late after taking an extremely fun lunchbreak at a friend's house [twice]) after having an extended lunch or break. Oh, and they always brought in food, with nothing but a smile eminating from Mrs Sharp (Although she did occasionally pester until someone gave her a piece of chewing gum).
+=A Level Computing=
 Ed still has a pair of her cable-crimpers, which he should really give back at some point.
 =Quotes=
-*"I have a feeling that this is going to be hard!!" two seconds later "yes that is very hard you will all have to concentrate on this peice of hard work"
+*"I have a feeling that this is going to be hard!!" two seconds later "yes that is very hard you will all have to concentrate on this piece of hard work"
 *"There's no ''M'' in ''Mrs. Sharp is ace''"
 -- UVI computing (2002 intake), on needing header information to reassemble packets to avoid anagrams of 'Mrs. Sharp is ace', which we'd (obviously) just sent over our hypothetical network
 *(in [[7s]])
-sharp: (shouting)"im not going to shout at you"
+sharp: (shouting)"I'm not going to shout at you"
-"why am i shouting at you"
+"Why am I shouting at you"
 *(in [[8S]] Maths)
 "You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..."
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 Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry"
 *''(legendary form time)''
 st lesson for 8G-
 * Sharp:Ok and what's your name?
 * Student: George
-* Sharp: Are you jolly george?
+* Sharp: Are you Jolly George?
 * Class: Yeah!
-* Sharp: You know what jolly george? You seem like my kind of man!
+* Sharp: You know what Jolly George? You seem like my kind of man!
-−
-As above there have been other nicknames such as 'Amazing Eliza', 'Zainy Zianna'and others.
-We like to bend the seating plan in 8G so one Friday moring a couple of students swapped. Later in the lesson Mrs S asked a FEMALE student:' so what would be the formula for this excel problem Danny?'
+As above there have been other nicknames such as ''Amazing Eliza'', ''Zainy Zianna'' and others.
-Student: I'm not Danny miss!
-*Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?"
-Molly: "It's a bra miss, ladies wear them."
-*Sharp [to [[Andrew Davies]]] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name! - Number 1 (Top 10 Quote)
-*Sharp: "Will this work?"
-*Jonathan: "No Miss, you'll need to.."
-*Sharp: "I'll try it.... OH! It doesn't work"
-*"Look, I've taken advanced cabling courses, we need crossover..."
-''[several minutes of trying to make a crossover cable work when really, she needed a parallel cable]''
-"...the server must be down"
-*Karl: "My project is about a chicken farm."
-*Sharp: "I was a chicken in a school play once....." *acts like a chicken, clucks and mimics laying an egg*
-*Dave Tatt walks into the room,<br>
-*Sharp: [pointing at [[David Tattersall|Dave]]] You missed your I.T. lesson at Fearns today Chris so I'm putting you on referral"<br>
-*Dave: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't do I.T. and my name's not Chris"<br>
-*Sharp: "I'm not listening to your excuses Chris!"<br>
-*Sharp: "I'm definately going to do karaoke!!.... IIIISS THIS BURNING, OUR ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME"
 (Upon teaching the class of [[9S]] how to use Audacity, Mrs Sharp delivered a rap down the microphone to a pre-recorded drum beat)

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 Ed still has a pair of her cable-crimpers, which he should really give back at some point.
 =Quotes=
 *"I have a feeling that this is going to be hard!!" two seconds later "yes that is very hard you will all have to concentrate on this peice of hard work"
 *"There's no ''M'' in ''Mrs. Sharp is ace''"
 -- UVI computing (2002 intake), on needing header information to reassemble packets to avoid anagrams of 'Mrs. Sharp is ace', which we'd (obviously) just sent over our hypothetical network
 *(in [[7s]])
 sharp: (shouting)"im not going to shout at you"
 "why am i shouting at you"
 *(in [[8S]] Maths)
 "You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..."
 *(in [[8g]] IT)
 ''(students were dancing and singing on chairs loudly)''
 "You can come and dance for me at break time!!"
 *(in [[yr 8]] Maths, 2000)
 Sharp: "I'm watching you very closely Chris!" ''(pointing at Richard)''
 Chris: "I'm over here miss" ''(from a completely different side of the room)''
 Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry"
 *''(legendary form time)''
 *Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!"
 *Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?"
 st lesson for 8G-
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 We like to bend the seating plan in 8G so one Friday moring a couple of students swapped. Later in the lesson Mrs S asked a FEMALE student:' so what would be the formula for this excel problem Danny?'
 Student: I'm not Danny miss!
 *Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?"
 Molly: "It's a bra miss, ladies wear them."
 *Sharp [to [[Andrew Davies]]] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name! - Number 1 (Top 10 Quote)
 *Sharp: "Will this work?"
 *Jonathan: "No Miss, you'll need to.."
 *Sharp: "I'll try it.... OH! It doesn't work"
 *"Look, I've taken advanced cabling courses, we need crossover..."
 ''[several minutes of trying to make a crossover cable work when really, she needed a parallel cable]''
 "...the server must be down"
 *Karl: "My project is about a chicken farm."
 *Sharp: "I was a chicken in a school play once....." *acts like a chicken, clucks and mimics laying an egg*
 *Dave Tatt walks into the room,<br>
 *Sharp: [pointing at [[David Tattersall|Dave]]] You missed your I.T. lesson at Fearns today Chris so I'm putting you on referral"<br>
 *Dave: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't do I.T. and my name's not Chris"<br>
 *Sharp: "I'm not listening to your excuses Chris!"<br>
 *Sharp: "I'm definately going to do karaoke!!.... IIIISS THIS BURNING, OUR ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME"
 (Upon teaching the class of [[9S]] how to use Audacity, Mrs Sharp delivered a rap down the microphone to a pre-recorded drum beat)
 *"I'm in [[year nine]] and I'm doing real fine, Got my GCSE, and it's going reeeeeaaal sweet. I like IT and doing... good things......
 *This rap now seems legendary amongst the 9S of 2004-5
 *"Let's play with our variables!"
 * Sharp: Right let's get on with playing with macros!
 * Student: Miss I don't like playing with macros!
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 *Sharp: "JONTY is that a rubber in your pocket??"
 *Student "...or are you just pleased to see me?"
 *Sharp: "Ok, I'll let you go early as long as you're quiet"
 [Students leave "woop"ing]
 *Sharp: "Remind me next week to give those lads a refferal"
 *Upon teaching 9S of 2005-2006, now [[10S]] 2006-2007.
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 Sharp: "Ok then maybe you were right. "
 *Sharp: "Martin Log Back on NOWWW! There is still 5 minutes left."
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 Sharp: "I need to do for PARS!"
 Martin: "Sure you do!"
 Sharp: "Sure i DO!!!"
 *John Byrne: "I really like that Alistair boy, he is good at magic, i like that!"
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 Martin: "Yeah, Take a chill pill!"
 *During 8R (05/06) Timothy Bonham had a "naughty name" from her.
 Tim: "miss its Tim"
 Sharp: "no, timothy is your naughty name!!"
 "Dinky"
 *Sharp: (To Adam Cronan) Come on Cronie, gimme an example!
 *''[To IT Full Course GSCE Class 2006-2007]''
 Sharp: "For your homework this week, You must do up to the end of 06."
 ''[After 5 mins of rabble trying to negotiate with her.]''
 Sharp: "I think I deserve some of you doing 3 *holds up 4 fingers* hours of work this week since you're so far behind."
 *Sharp: ''(on Access)'' "If you have any problems with your relationships, you come to Mrs Sharp, she'll sort them out."
 *Sharp: ''(re: headphones)'' "Can you take that off? ...Or I'm going to get my scissors out!"
 *Sharp: ''(in Access, again)'' "Cancel it! CANCEL IT! ''CANCEL THE WIZARD!''"
 *Sharp: "You're just obsessed!" *Giggles from Year 9 GCSE class"  Whispers: "No Miss, you are.."
-Mrs sharp last yearr had several argument with Megan Cook now in 10s, in the middle of ICT lessons.
+Mrs sharp last year had several argument with Megan Cook now in 10s, in the middle of ICT lessons.
 sharp: THIS (slams printer) is a printer.