Mrs Sellens - Revision history

Hannah Mickleburgh at 15:26, 1 May 2011

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Lucie2008 at 20:28, 21 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 19:48, 20 October 2010

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Camponhoyle at 17:27, 20 October 2010

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Magical Trevor at 15:46, 20 October 2010

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Magical Trevor at 15:45, 20 October 2010

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BRGSMan at 15:35, 20 October 2010

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Gridda55 at 17:27, 15 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 19:36, 6 October 2010

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Rastaman503 at 19:31, 6 October 2010

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 *"Go and look in the mirror!" (She points towards a window)
 =One Liners=
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 *"ARE YOU MOCKING ME?"
-*"One more thing and your in distrubtive pupils!"
+*"One more thing and your in distruptive pupils!"
 *"Andrew, don't go floppy on me" (Class bursts into laughter)

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 =One Liners=
 *"Matthew Hoyle your hand writing is purely awful try harder"
 *"It's Sellers with an 'N'"

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 A hard working, dedicated and diligent teacher who definitely tried her best however encountered pupils who just didn't want to learn in almost every class she taught. Finding this difficult she often tries unorthodox and innovative ideas to solve the problem. However as the students have little or no motivation to actually learn these attempt were often in vain.
-She also blames people for things they havent done.When [[Matthew Hoyle]] fell over because [[Paul Burdekin]] had pulled his chair away she repremanded him for silly behaviour somehow ignoring Paul gingerly replacing the chair.
+She also blames people for things they havent done.When [[Matthew Hoyle]] fell over because [[Paul Burdekin]] had pulled his chair away she repremanded Matthew for silly behaviour somehow ignoring Paul gingerly replacing the chair.
 She also seems to loathe reading [[Matthew Hoyle]]'s work because she cannot read it and apparantly it was too complicated.

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 A hard working, dedicated and diligent teacher who definitely tried her best however encountered pupils who just didn't want to learn in almost every class she taught. Finding this difficult she often tries unorthodox and innovative ideas to solve the problem. However as the students have little or no motivation to actually learn these attempt were often in vain.
-She also blames people for things they havent done.When [[Matthew Hoyle]] fell over because [[Paul Burdekin]] had pulled his chair away somehow ignoring Paul gingerly replacing the chair.
+She also blames people for things they havent done.When [[Matthew Hoyle]] fell over because [[Paul Burdekin]] had pulled his chair away she repremanded him for silly behaviour somehow ignoring Paul gingerly replacing the chair.
 She also seems to loathe reading [[Matthew Hoyle]]'s work because she cannot read it and apparantly it was too complicated.

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 '''Mrs Sellens''' is an odd teacher who teachers English at GCSE and [[English Combined]] at A level, and thinks that there is a "sexual connotation" behind everything. Her greatest motivation seems to be to keep everyone as happy as possible but has an unfortunate habit of doing this by shouting at whatever set she is teaching. In her search to please she has often been driven to extreme lengths such as hurling chairs at offending pupils and bringing in sweets for sets that drive her to tears (and a semi-mental breakdown).
-She often hides failures in knowledge by ignoring questions or giving useless answers. Once when she was talking to Uzair (Or Hussain as she often calls him and sometimes even eeewsair,Husair and Hussar) he asked her if she thought that Hitler was a good topic to speak about she simply pretended that she was speaking to someone else and than threatened him with penalty points. She obviously thought about it that night as she did not threaten [[Matthew Hoyle]] with the same punishment when the Nazis cropped up in his work and Infact encouraged him to put a picture of the Nazis on a powerpoint. Often eccentric, her responses to problems will usually be ineffective. One example of such an occurrence was with the 2005-2007 [[English Combined]] set - where she decided not to teach the poem they were doing in an exam.
+She often hides failures in knowledge by ignoring questions or giving useless answers. Once when she was talking to Uzair (Or Hussain as she often calls him and sometimes even eeewsair,Husair and Hussar) he asked her if she thought that Hitler was a good topic to speak about she simply pretended that she was speaking to someone else and then threatened him with penalty points. She obviously thought about it that night as she did not threaten [[Matthew Hoyle]] with the same punishment when the Nazis cropped up in his work and Infact encouraged him to put a picture of the Nazis on a powerpoint. Often eccentric, her responses to problems will usually be ineffective. One example of such an occurrence was with the 2005-2007 [[English Combined]] set - where she decided not to teach the poem they were doing in an exam.
 She seems to enjoy books with disapointing endings. Over the course of one term she had [[07N]] read Stone Cold, Heroes and Oliver Twist.

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 =Quotes=
-*"there is going to be a fire drill '''this morning''' but i wont tell you when
+*"There is going to be a fire drill '''this morning''' but i wont tell you when
 *"Please take out your Stone Cold books"

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 * Whilst reading out a peice of work done on microsoft word....
 Mrs S:"And i think this was the only one with no spelling mistakes!"
-stundent: ITS CALLED SPELL CHECK!"
+student: ITS CALLED SPELL CHECK!"
 about 20 mins later she then tells us that if we do it on the computer we can use spell check to make it as perfect as the one she read out earlier.
 * " look at joey the perfect student yet again"
 * " yet again joey has got his work done even tho he speaks and disratcs everyone else he gets his done brilliantly"

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 *"Can you tell that Shelter is from the military?"
-*"You are all looking very trousers today"
+*"You are all looking very trousers today!"
 *"I can spot a chewer 10 miles away!
-*"Is it jade? No its jake miss"
+*"Is it Jade?" "No its Jake, miss"
-*"Go and look in the mirror! And points to a window....."
+*"Go and look in the mirror!" (She points towards a window)
 =One Liners=

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		+	*"there is going to be a fire drill '''this morning''' but i wont tell you when

	*"Please take out your Stone Cold books"		*"Please take out your Stone Cold books"