Mrs Sawle - Revision history

Dangerousx at 20:18, 23 July 2011

2011-07-23T20:18:21Z

Henrod: Mrs sawle story

2011-07-17T21:36:12Z

Mrs sawle story

Camponhoyle: Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

2010-11-24T16:52:21Z

Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

Ifewazuwede at 23:21, 23 November 2010

2010-11-23T23:21:18Z

BRGSMan: No hate messages please

2010-10-21T21:02:21Z

No hate messages please

BRGSMan at 21:01, 21 October 2010

2010-10-21T21:01:01Z

Dangerousx at 21:33, 1 October 2010

2010-10-01T21:33:48Z

Dangerousx at 20:56, 29 September 2010

2010-09-29T20:56:22Z

Dangerousx at 21:00, 28 September 2010

2010-09-28T21:00:47Z

Clizard: refo quotes. needs a good clean

2010-09-28T17:31:52Z

refo quotes. needs a good clean

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 *Class is silent*
-In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".
+*In the middle of teaching her Year 9 Maths set , she randomly shouts, "NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF!".
-Halfway into teaching year 7's:
+*Halfway into teaching Year 7's:
 "Oooooooooooooh! I was thinking about you in the shower this morning!" *Points to unexpectant boy, whose cheeks go bright red*
-*Class laughs like mad*
+<nowiki>*Class laughs like mad*</nowiki>
 [[Category:Teachers|Sawle]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:36, 17 July 2011
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	In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".		In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".
		+
		+	Halfway into teaching year 7's:
		+	"Oooooooooooooh! I was thinking about you in the shower this morning!" Points to unexpectant boy, whose cheeks go bright red
		+	Class laughs like mad
	[[Category:Teachers\|Sawle]]		[[Category:Teachers\|Sawle]]

← Older revision	Revision as of 16:52, 24 November 2010
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	+	__TOC__
	+	== Mrs Sawle The Teacher... of the [[Maths]]!==

	+	Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.
	+
	+	She finds Shane, Luke, Matt and Usman very annoying because of their constant chattering and forgetting homework and equipment.
	+
	+	Has an obsession with singing random maths songs - mainly "Half The Sum Of The Parallel Sides, Times The Distance Between Them." to the tune of an ice cream van.
	+
	+	==Quotes==
	+	* "YOU'RE ANNOYIN' ME!"
	+	* "...to be handed in TOMORROW MORNING - WITHOUT FAIL!"
	+	* "MANDORA the Probability explorer. Remember?"
	+	* "YOUR GETTING ON MY PIP"
	+	* "I love molly, she looks at me in this way...
	+	* AHHHHH she sed that?!
	+	== Strange ==
	+
	+	Ollie coughs
	+
	+	Mrs Sawle spins round at lightening speed and says 'What ARE you doing? Will you stop it?'
	+
	+	Ollie: I was coughing...I have hayfever Miss.
	+
	+	Mrs Sawle: Well, stop it
	+
	+	The whole class starts coughing
	+
	+	Mrs Sawle: Has everyone got hayfever now?
	+
	+
	+	Boy swinging back on chair
	+
	+	MS: Please don't swing back on your chair. Did you know that wherever you injure yourself on your head it always sprays out?
	+
	+	Boy: No Miss
	+
	+	MS: Well, as a qualified first aider, I would have to deal with YOUR blood. And then you would be covered in vomit as well!
	+
	+	Usman swings back on chair
	+
	+	MS: Did the blood story not teach you anything? Chloe, tell him. It'll be you covered in his blood.
	+
	+	Look of horror comes over Chloe's face.
	+
	+	Tells people that are swinging on their chair that they will be stood up for the rest of the lesson if they do it again, but never actually makes them stand up.
	+
	+	Walks into a year 8 set 1 maths lesson a bit late so everyone is being really loud and messing around. Tells everyone to stay still then says to Matthew & a person (who is under the table picking up his stuff) "This is not acceptable behaviour - do you understand?!" Matthew says yes. Micah, who is still under the table nods, then Mrs Sawle goes mad saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THAT TABLE - '''''GET UP NOW!!'''''
	+
	+	When teaching her Year 9 set trig:
	+	"I have a rude rhyme to help you remember. It's a bit offensive...should I tell you? Yes! I think it's brilliant! 'The Old Arab Sat On His Camel And Humped' laughs like a maniac OHMY!! AH it's so funny! Do you get it? Camel...HUMPED!?"
	+	Class is silent
	+
	+	In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".
	+	[[Category:Teachers\|Sawle]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:21, 23 November 2010
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−	~~__TOC__~~
−	~~== Mrs Sawle The Teacher... of the [[Maths]]!==~~

−	~~Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.~~
−
−	~~She finds Shane, Luke, Matt and Usman very annoying because of their constant chattering and forgetting homework and equipment.~~
−
−	~~Has an obsession with singing random maths songs - mainly "Half The Sum Of The Parallel Sides, Times The Distance Between Them." to the tune of an ice cream van.~~
−
−	~~==Quotes==~~
−	* "YOU'RE ANNOYIN' ME!"
−	* "...to be handed in TOMORROW MORNING - WITHOUT FAIL!"
−	* "MANDORA the Probability explorer. Remember?"
−	* "YOUR GETTING ON MY PIP"
−	* "I love molly, she looks at me in this way...
−	* AHHHHH she sed that?!
−	~~== Strange ==~~
−
−	~~Ollie coughs~~
−
−	~~Mrs Sawle spins round at lightening speed and says 'What ARE you doing? Will you stop it?'~~
−
−	~~Ollie: I was coughing...I have hayfever Miss.~~
−
−	~~Mrs Sawle: Well, stop it~~
−
−	~~The whole class starts coughing~~
−
−	~~Mrs Sawle: Has everyone got hayfever now?~~
−
−
−	~~Boy swinging back on chair~~
−
−	~~MS: Please don't swing back on your chair. Did you know that wherever you injure yourself on your head it always sprays out?~~
−
−	~~Boy: No Miss~~
−
−	~~MS: Well, as a qualified first aider, I would have to deal with YOUR blood. And then you would be covered in vomit as well!~~
−
−	~~Usman swings back on chair~~
−
−	~~MS: Did the blood story not teach you anything? Chloe, tell him. It'll be you covered in his blood.~~
−
−	~~Look of horror comes over Chloe's face.~~
−
−	~~Tells people that are swinging on their chair that they will be stood up for the rest of the lesson if they do it again, but never actually makes them stand up.~~
−
−	Walks into a year 8 set 1 maths lesson a bit late so everyone is being really loud and messing around. Tells everyone to stay still then says to Matthew & a person (who is under the table picking up his stuff) "This is not acceptable behaviour - do you understand?!" Matthew says yes. Micah, who is still under the table nods, then Mrs Sawle goes mad saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THAT TABLE - '''''GET UP NOW!!'''''
−
−	~~When teaching her Year 9 set trig:~~
−	"I have a rude rhyme to help you remember. It's a bit offensive...should I tell you? Yes! I think it's brilliant! 'The Old Arab Sat On His Camel And Humped' laughs like a maniac OHMY!! AH it's so funny! Do you get it? Camel...HUMPED!?"
−	~~Class is silent~~
−
−	~~In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".~~
−	~~[[Category:Teachers\|Sawle]]~~

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	Look of horror comes over Chloe's face.		Look of horror comes over Chloe's face.
−
−
−	~~She has an extreme hatred of sveral boys in her year 9 maths set.~~
−

	Tells people that are swinging on their chair that they will be stood up for the rest of the lesson if they do it again, but never actually makes them stand up.		Tells people that are swinging on their chair that they will be stood up for the rest of the lesson if they do it again, but never actually makes them stand up.

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 Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.
-She find Shane, Luke, Matt and Usman(9R and N) very annoying because of constant chattering, forgeting homework and equipment.
+She finds Shane, Luke, Matt and Usman very annoying because of their constant chattering and forgetting homework and equipment.
 Has an obsession with singing random maths songs - mainly "Half The Sum Of The Parallel Sides, Times The Distance Between Them." to the tune of an ice cream van.
 ==Quotes==
 * "YOU'RE ANNOYIN' ME!"
 * "...to be handed in TOMORROW MORNING - WITHOUT FAIL!"
 * "MANDORA the Probability explorer. Remember?"
 * "YOUR GETTING ON MY PIP"
 * "I love molly, she looks at me in this way...
-* "I love molly, she looks at me in this way..."
-−
 * AHHHHH she sed that?!
 == Strange ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:33, 1 October 2010
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	In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".		In the middle of teaching her year nine maths set , she randomly shouts " NICOLE, TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF".
		+	[[Category:Teachers\|Sawle]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:56, 29 September 2010
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		+	__TOC__
	== Mrs Sawle The Teacher... of the [[Maths]]!==		== Mrs Sawle The Teacher... of the [[Maths]]!==

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:00, 28 September 2010
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−	== Mrs Sawle ==	+	== Mrs Sawle The Teacher... of the [[Maths]]!==

	Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.		Most commonly known as Miss Bartram before she married Adam in summer 2006, she is obsessed with Alton Towers. Is a maths teacher who seems to be in room 56 all the time.