Mrs Nelson - Revision history

Camponhoyle at 19:14, 21 March 2011

2011-03-21T19:14:36Z

Camponhoyle at 19:14, 21 March 2011

2011-03-21T19:14:14Z

Camponhoyle: Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

2010-11-24T16:35:07Z

Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

Ifewazuwede at 11:21, 24 November 2010

2010-11-24T11:21:07Z

BRGSMan: Added link

2010-10-21T20:54:00Z

Added link

Taylornator: corrected spelling/grammer

2010-10-01T21:34:53Z

corrected spelling/grammer

Dangerousx at 21:29, 1 October 2010

2010-10-01T21:29:33Z

Dangerousx at 20:37, 29 September 2010

2010-09-29T20:37:57Z

BRGSMan: moved Miss Haslam to Mrs Nelson: The school now calls her this

2010-09-12T20:58:15Z

moved Miss Haslam to Mrs Nelson: The school now calls her this

BRGSMan at 20:57, 12 September 2010

2010-09-12T20:57:59Z

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 '''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].
-Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE. Also in lessons invloving the box, she makes everal double entendres
+Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE. Also in lessons invloving the box, she makes several double entendres.
 This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.

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 '''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].
-Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
+Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE. Also in lessons invloving the box, she makes everal double entendres
 This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.

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	+	'''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].
	+
	+	Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
	+
	+	This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.
	+
	+	Currently [[06N]]'s form tutor
	+
	+	==Key Quotes==
	+
	+	* "Everybody yell boobs!"
	+
	+	* "SHADAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP" (no one listens, however, she is the proud owner of a very loud and shrill whistle and proceeds to use it, deafening everyone within earshot.)
	+
	+	* "Oi you two, shut up in the ''nicest'' possible way."
	+
	+	* "Ticky tick tick, examiner's happy, right?"
	+
	+	* (On being asked if she had sex quickly after having her first child) "oh I love it that you feel you can ask me these things!"
	+
	+	* (On talking about sex and maturity) "You guys are so mature, when I was your age I was OFF THE WALLS! Absolutely insane, really weird. Still everyone thinks i am now"
	+
	+	* It's not a dildo! It's just a plain, ordinary blue penis!
	+
	+	* "Right guys!" (said at least 25 times each lesson)
	+
	+	* "Right guys because I don't want you to be embaressed you've all gotta shout penis at the top of your voice... ok? PENIS!"
	+
	+	* (While sat back, watching Kirsty and John arguing about gay rights) "This is fun, isn't it?"
	+
	+	* (While in the middle of talking about sociology exams) "Oh Lapland was fun last year..."
	+
	+	* (After explaining something) "Easy peasy?" (To which the class has to reply "lemon squeezy", or she will not continue)
	+	* "You're a pain in the a**e, Elliot!"
	+
	+	*"Don't worry, the penis is coming"
	+
	+	* You're on a roll love.
	+
	+	==The Oliver Sikora Incident==
	+	In the middle of having a debate in a year 7 PSHE class about the effects of exams, it also turned out to be the end of the debate as well.
	+
	+	Miss Haslam: Now oliver, who are you representing?
	+
	+	Oliver: Im an ice cream man
	+
	+	Miss Haslam: interesting, and how would this affect you (while the entire class start laughing)
	+
	+	Oliver: Well if the pupils have to do exams, then they wont be able to buy my ice cream, so i would have to look somewhere else for business.
	+
	+
	+	Miss Haslam: ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!!! Why wouldn't they buy your ice cream?
	+
	+	Oliver: Errrrm im not sure miss
	+
	+	(laughter)
	+
	+	Miss Haslam: Everyone shut up WHISTLES ALRIGHT, OLIVER, MORNING BREAK, SEE ME FOR DETENTION!!!
	+
	+	[[Category:Teachers\|Haslam]]

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−	~~'''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].~~
−
−	Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
−
−	~~This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.~~
−
−	~~Currently [[06N]]'s form tutor~~
−
−	~~==Key Quotes==~~
−
−	* "Everybody yell boobs!"
−
−	* "SHADAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP" (no one listens, however, she is the proud owner of a very loud and shrill whistle and proceeds to use it, deafening everyone within earshot.)
−
−	* "Oi you two, shut up in the ''nicest'' possible way."
−
−	* "Ticky tick tick, examiner's happy, right?"
−
−	* (On being asked if she had sex quickly after having her first child) "oh I love it that you feel you can ask me these things!"
−
−	* (On talking about sex and maturity) "You guys are so mature, when I was your age I was OFF THE WALLS! Absolutely insane, really weird. Still everyone thinks i am now"
−
−	* It's not a dildo! It's just a plain, ordinary blue penis!
−
−	* "Right guys!" (said at least 25 times each lesson)
−
−	* "Right guys because I don't want you to be embaressed you've all gotta shout penis at the top of your voice... ok? PENIS!"
−
−	* (While sat back, watching Kirsty and John arguing about gay rights) "This is fun, isn't it?"
−
−	* (While in the middle of talking about sociology exams) "Oh Lapland was fun last year..."
−
−	* (After explaining something) "Easy peasy?" (To which the class has to reply "lemon squeezy", or she will not continue)
−	* "You're a pain in the a**e, Elliot!"
−
−	*"Don't worry, the penis is coming"
−
−	* You're on a roll love.
−
−	~~==The Oliver Sikora Incident==~~
−	~~In the middle of having a debate in a year 7 PSHE class about the effects of exams, it also turned out to be the end of the debate as well.~~
−
−	~~Miss Haslam: Now oliver, who are you representing?~~
−
−	~~Oliver: Im an ice cream man~~
−
−	~~Miss Haslam: interesting, and how would this affect you (while the entire class start laughing)~~
−
−	~~Oliver: Well if the pupils have to do exams, then they wont be able to buy my ice cream, so i would have to look somewhere else for business.~~
−
−
−	~~Miss Haslam: ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!!! Why wouldn't they buy your ice cream?~~
−
−	~~Oliver: Errrrm im not sure miss~~
−
−	~~(laughter)~~
−
−	~~Miss Haslam: Everyone shut up WHISTLES ALRIGHT, OLIVER, MORNING BREAK, SEE ME FOR DETENTION!!!~~
−
−	~~[[Category:Teachers\|Haslam]]~~

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 This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.
 Currently 06N's form tutor
 ==Key Quotes==

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 __TOC__
 '''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].
-Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also reknowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
+Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also renowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
 This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.
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 * "Everybody yell boobs!"
-* "SHADAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP" (no one listens, however, she is the proud owner of a very loud and shrill whistle and proceeds to use it, deafening eveyone within earshot.)
+* "SHADAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP" (no one listens, however, she is the proud owner of a very loud and shrill whistle and proceeds to use it, deafening everyone within earshot.)
 * "Oi you two, shut up in the ''nicest'' possible way."
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 * (On being asked if she had sex quickly after having her first child) "oh I love it that you feel you can ask me these things!"
-* (On talking about sex and maturity) "You guys are so mature, when I was your age I was OFF THE WALLS! Absolutely insane, really wierd. Still everyone thinks i am now"
+* (On talking about sex and maturity) "You guys are so mature, when I was your age I was OFF THE WALLS! Absolutely insane, really weird. Still everyone thinks i am now"
 * It's not a dildo! It's just a plain, ordinary blue penis!
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 * "Right guys!" (said at least 25 times each lesson)
-* "Right guys because I don't want you to be embarassed you've all gotta shout penis at the top of your voice... ok? PENIS!"
+* "Right guys because I don't want you to be embaressed you've all gotta shout penis at the top of your voice... ok? PENIS!"
 * (While sat back, watching Kirsty and John arguing about gay rights) "This is fun, isn't it?"
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-Miss Haslam: ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!!!  Why wouldnt they buy your ice cream?
+Miss Haslam: ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!!!  Why wouldn't they buy your ice cream?
 Oliver: Errrrm im not sure miss

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 '''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].
-Specializing in [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also reknowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
+Specializing as Head of [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also reknowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.
 This trend also continues within her Sociology classes.
-Currently 9R's form tutor
+Currently 06N's form tutor
 ==Key Quotes==
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 * (After explaining something) "Easy peasy?" (To which the class has to reply "lemon squeezy", or she will not continue)
-* "You're a pain in the arse, Elliot!"
+* "You're a pain in the a**e, Elliot!"
 *"Don't worry, the penis is coming"

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	'''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].		'''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].

← Older revision	Revision as of 20:58, 12 September 2010
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−	'''~~Miss Haslam~~''' is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].	+	'''Mrs Nelson''' (commonly known among older students as Miss Haslam) is unofficially the coolest teacher ever to exist at [[BRGS]].

	Specializing in [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also reknowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.		Specializing in [[PSHE]] she tends to bring lessons to life and often condones talking amongst groups. She also makes the lessons fun for one reason or another. She is also reknowned for wielding the infamous "red box" in PSHCE.